Off me tits

A British English term for someone who's intoxicated on drugs or alcohol, sometimes both.

I've been using so much, I've been off me tits for weeks.

by enemy-spotted February 10, 2019

Off me lips

when your off your head or drunk or just "off your lips" with a bouge or cowie

oooo rites am off me lips

by mark watson April 8, 2007

Get off Me

“Get off Me” is a phrase that originated from playing competitive sports video games. Whenever somebody makes a really impressive move on another player playing defense in the game, that person would yell “Get off Me”. It is a form of talking trash.

That was the second breakaway goal I scored on you in a row! Get off Me!

by Csal May 30, 2011

off me head

Extremely drunk/high

I was off me head drunk last night

by OmgItsBirdman2017 July 27, 2017

laugh the knickers off me

means quite literally...that you find a particular person so funny that they could have you giggling right into bed...

NB opposite of bores the knickers off me.

will ferrell could laugh the knickers off me...anyday...

by baglady2713 May 12, 2009

get off me boat

when there's someone on your boat that there shouldn't be, the only logical course of action is to don an Irish accent and attempt to reason with them, asking them to get off your boat. If this fails you must get your Jamaican friend and force them off your boat.

Get off me boat. I said get off me boat. Right, I'll be getting my Jamaican friend now.

RASCLAT. why you on me boat mon?

by Swenson Bevel January 14, 2009

bores the knickers off me

not to be taken literally...knickers stay firmly on...but you are just very very bored...out of your mind bored...

NB opposite of laugh the knickers off me

NB could also replace knickers with tits

Victoria Beckham bores the knickers off me...

by baglady2713 May 12, 2009