The opposite of situational awareness. Having no clue what's going on around you. Straight-line thinking - aware of your world and its goings ons only.
Sheila almost ran over a biker because of her situational obliviousness.
Mike called the boss a stuck up turd when he was right behind him. That situational obliviousness has him working the weekend.
Mike called the boss a stuck up turd when he was right behind him. That situational obliviousness has him working the weekend.
by testicles...that is all May 18, 2011
Get the situational obliviousness mug.A person, often otherwise intelligent, who routinely exhibits a comical lack of understanding in social situations.
Such a person is typically well-known for their repeated well-meaning tactlessness, failure to notice romantic overtures, tendency to walk into doorknobs and general forgetfulness.
Such a person is typically well-known for their repeated well-meaning tactlessness, failure to notice romantic overtures, tendency to walk into doorknobs and general forgetfulness.
"Blunt!"
"Cheerful!"
"Clumsy!"
"Absentminded!"
"Negative square root of two!"
By your powers combined, I am... Captain Oblivious!
"Cheerful!"
"Clumsy!"
"Absentminded!"
"Negative square root of two!"
By your powers combined, I am... Captain Oblivious!
by bliumchik June 3, 2009
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someone denying something: no
louis: i-ah-ive never really been asked about it directly um
it's a funny thing, i mean look people can, ehh, people can believe what the wanna believe but i just think it comes across sometimes a little bit.. um, a little bit disrespectful to the ones that i love, you know like eleanor...um... sometimes it comes across as a bit disrespectful...um, and it's like anything, i mean, like you can genuinely...if you google conspiracy on iphones, right, your gonna get a conspiracy, so i think it's just one of these things that people just love to buy into but in realit- in reality obviously there's no truth to it.
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louis: i-ah-ive never really been asked about it directly um
it's a funny thing, i mean look people can, ehh, people can believe what the wanna believe but i just think it comes across sometimes a little bit.. um, a little bit disrespectful to the ones that i love, you know like eleanor...um... sometimes it comes across as a bit disrespectful...um, and it's like anything, i mean, like you can genuinely...if you google conspiracy on iphones, right, your gonna get a conspiracy, so i think it's just one of these things that people just love to buy into but in realit- in reality obviously there's no truth to it.
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Get the Oblivious mug.1. Bush is oblivious to budget disaster.
2. It certainly takes some degree of obliviousness for someone who has
invited himself over to your table to recognize that he is unwelcome.
2. It certainly takes some degree of obliviousness for someone who has
invited himself over to your table to recognize that he is unwelcome.
by Steve Beger March 12, 2004
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