The city that everyone else in America fears yet secretly admires and/or wants to visit.
A place where you can drop a cool million bucks in an afternoon buying things that will go out of style next week.
A town as culturally alien to the residents of Des Moines or Omaha as Moscow or Baghdad is and vice versa.
Where Jews outnumber Protestants 14 to 1. Heck, even Muslims and Hindus outnumber Protestants in NYC.
A place that elected Hillary Clinton and Rudy Giuliani and will be forever blamed for anything either one of them does in the Oval Office.
A place where you can drop a cool million bucks in an afternoon buying things that will go out of style next week.
A town as culturally alien to the residents of Des Moines or Omaha as Moscow or Baghdad is and vice versa.
Where Jews outnumber Protestants 14 to 1. Heck, even Muslims and Hindus outnumber Protestants in NYC.
A place that elected Hillary Clinton and Rudy Giuliani and will be forever blamed for anything either one of them does in the Oval Office.
by Assex 776 October 05, 2007
by Blunt nigga August 10, 2005
by s.l December 13, 2003
Did you hear about LA, Chicago, Tokyo, London, Rome, Paris, or Cairo or any other city? Yea, well they are all NOTHING compared to NYC. NYC is the best city in the world. Any other comment is unacceptable. Spider-man swings around here and he loves it. Al capone was born here. NYC is also known as The Big Apple, and I like apples! :)
person #1: Fuck NYC!
person #2: I'm from NYC...
Person #1: Oh shit I'm sorry please don't kill me!!!
Person#2: No, bow down!
Person #1: ok!!! whatever you say!!! **bows down**
Person #2: Now kiss my shoes!!!
Person #1: OK!! OK!!! **kiss shoes**
Person #2: Now kill yourself.
Person #1: Ok! BOOM!!!
Person #2: hah... it's good to be a new yorker.
person #2: I'm from NYC...
Person #1: Oh shit I'm sorry please don't kill me!!!
Person#2: No, bow down!
Person #1: ok!!! whatever you say!!! **bows down**
Person #2: Now kiss my shoes!!!
Person #1: OK!! OK!!! **kiss shoes**
Person #2: Now kill yourself.
Person #1: Ok! BOOM!!!
Person #2: hah... it's good to be a new yorker.
by nyc dude July 11, 2008
Friend : "I went ham on this girl and then the next day I got with this porn star. I am also thinking about moving to Australia in the fall but I need to get with that girl I met last week at the bookstore. Hey you got any green? I want to smoke."
Friend 2: "NYC."
Friend 2: "NYC."
by MrSniffles October 07, 2012
1)"Yeah i went to NYC and bought next season's collection Versace dress and accessories"
2)i- Colin Farrell and Christina Aguilera are nyc!
ii-that pink lacy nighty is nyc
2)i- Colin Farrell and Christina Aguilera are nyc!
ii-that pink lacy nighty is nyc
by Keysha June 19, 2005
Yes, NYC is a great city, but let's get over the "greatest city in the world" crap. I live here. get over it. get over it, please. That is why people get annoyed by slobbering New Yorkers saying, "it's the greatest city in the world!"
by Chanclaverde April 22, 2005