nutscape

the art of taking a picture of a picturesque landscape with your ballz dangling in the image (typically, with some pubes visible) seen as a shadow.

Hey Laquisha and Tay-Tay, come check out this nutscape.

Before I leave Hawaii, I need to take a nutscape.

by kujinator January 19, 2016

nutscaping

Nutscaping is the act of taking a picture with one's testicles hanging over the imagery one wishes to capture.

Jim: "Have you seen my holidays pictures in the Sahara?"
Maurice: "Yes, yes, I'm not falling for your nutscaping pranks again."

by TonyYen December 28, 2015

nutscaping

The act of capturing the most beautiful of vistas with a camera pointed backwards through your legs at such an angle as to capture the aforementioned view with a tasteful hint of scrotum in the blurry foreground.

Tommo : "I just love Blackpool tower."
Dave : "Yeah, we so gotta nutscape the view"
Both turnaround, drop their kecks, bend forward, position their camera thru their legs capturing the splendiferous Blackpool tower garnished with a hint of scrotum to the right. Beautiful nutscaping,

by thesilvercloud December 28, 2015

Nubslap

The normal reaction to listen to a nub talking shit: A back-handing type gesture, where the back of the right hand is forced into the palm of the other, making a loud slapping noise. (This is referred to as a Nubslap).

The Nubslap is the only known way to keep a nub in line.

Nub: Hey mon, we should go to the dollar store and buy a bunch of Windex!
Person: What? Why?
(Nub maintains a shiteating grin while shrugging shoulders)
(Person performs a Nubslap)
Person: Fucking nub.

by urbann00b January 7, 2005

Albuquerque Nut Slap

When two male social workers meet, they must tug their scrotums back and then (on the count of three) slap their nutsacks together by way of greeting. It's obligatory the first time they meet and optional each time therafter.

Oh, you're a drug abuse counselor, too? Time for the ol' Albuquerque Nut Slap.

by King of Battle August 26, 2010

nutscape

Nutscaping is a photo-taking trend which involves dropping your trousers, whipping out some testicles (yours, if you have them), and gently hovering above the camera so your balls hang down like a majestic moon in the sky.

Ben's nutscape , at Killington , was stunning.

by CambridgeGirl December 29, 2015

Nut Slap

The clapping sound your nuts make when slamming your womans ass

I could hear the nut slap from the next room.

by dixietuff September 19, 2009