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Nuthugging Hippie

Brandon beats down nuthugging hippies.
That Jiminy Goldstein is such a nuthugging hippie.
by Cheese November 29, 2003
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Nutmegging

My boyfriend and I were nutmegging so often during our trip to Connecticut last month. I mean there's nothing else to do there!
by nutmegging_nancy December 26, 2022
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Nutmeging

The act of having sex on a table & the table legs give way, resulting in the broken table.
-Nutmeging: the act of breaking a table during sex on the table

Example: Me & the wife absolutely nutmeged our table last night. Now we need a trip to ikea to replace it.

Example: was nutmeging on the family dining table last night & now I need to explain why it’s broken.
by Doctor Of Alcohol March 7, 2024
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Nutmaxxing

Noun / Verb

The act of optimizing your nuts (ejaculations) to the fullest potential, so you can glaze your partner (internally or externally) with the utmost amount of semen (cum).

This can be achieved by saving up your loads for special occasions by practicing abstinence, getting 8-9 hours of rest each night as well as consuming lots of water, eggs, beans & lentils, pumpkin seeds, whole grains, milk, yogurt, avocados, almonds, walnuts, olive oil, salmon, sardines, bananas, leafy greens, oats, dark chocolate, oranges, berries, bell peppers, and tomatoes.
Friend 1: "Becky, what's that thick, copious amount of viscous white glaze covering your entire forehead and dripping down your nose?"

Becky: "My boyfriend Justin has been nutmaxxing for the last two months, and surprised me twenty minutes ago with a facial of epic proportions."
by Dickmanchu69 January 2, 2026
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