nuthugger jeans

The most ass tight jeans you've ever seen on a man in your life, literally looking like they've been painted on to your legs. A stange, desperate cry is also associated with the wearing of these type of jeans, and you soon realize that it ofcourse is the aforementioned individual's balls screaming out for sweet mercy...

In the 80's, heavy metal bands like Megadeth, Metallica, and Slayer, epitomized the wearing of such items. Now stupid looking wimpy EMO assholes wear them exclusively crushing their already teeny weeny nuts. More likely than not, they have probably stolen their little sisters' jeans.

Not too be confused with HIPHUGGER jeans which women wear and which generally look awesome... Nuthugger jeans ofcourse look horrible, since most of the men who wear them have skinny, anorexic legs, so the end result is that these clowns look like overgrown stick insects...

by Gavai Dawgz August 24, 2006

Kobe NutHugger

Someone whose life revolves around Kobe Bryant. This person believes that everything Kobe Bryant has ever done is great and everything negative written about him in the media or said by his coaches or teammates is a conspiracy.

GriffMonkey is a Kobe NutHugger.

TxMavs is a Kobe NutHugger.

GriffMonkey and TxMavs are Kobe NutHuggers.

by NBA FAN November 28, 2006

nuthugger

1. noun. A nomadic miserable cunt, who becomes so obsessed with a guy, that she will do basically anything to maintain his attention; whether it be sex, incessant annoyance, or other favors; the term is connotatively derived from the fact that the broad in question is virtually clinging onto his testicles with strength considerably more powerful than a GI Joe Kung-Fu grip.

2. noun. A bitch that is a freeloading, mooching cunt.

1. That nuthugger won't leave me alone. All I wanted was for her to blow me, and now she won't stop calling me. It's getting weird, but at least she buys me food when I want it--usually after she blows me.

2. I was trying to make a drunken feast in the kitchen, and this nuthugger wouldn't stop trying to mooch my shit. If she was that hungry, she should have blown me.

There's nuthuggery afoot here...

by Juice & Clint March 2, 2005

nuthugger

A nuthugger is a person that is so into something - person, place, or thing - that they only see and say good things about it. Anyone that goes against this idea of perfection is flamed and insulted.

"those Chuck Liddell nuthuggers can't admit he lost that fight"

by Big Aggie March 12, 2010

nutsog

That damp, musty aftermath in your pants like a moist teabag.

"Let me change, i've got nutsog."

by Mr Data December 14, 2004

nutlog

When you shoot your load in the middle of the woods, and no one hears you

Dude, I had a dream I nutlogged last night. It was crazy

by naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah April 7, 2018

nuthuggers

Pants so tight you can see a guys nuts when they pour themselves into them. Pants that no self respecting straight guy should be wearing.

Before the Partwii, Lauren, the cyborg, bus surfed over to Mickey D’s with his brofriend Chuck Norris and bought a McGangbang happy meal with the funds that he jacked from his sugar momma after his disco nap that afternoon. Chuck pulled out his phone from his nuthuggers and started sexting a ginger slice with a tramp stamp that he had been friendly following ever since they shared a game of Jager pong. Lauren gave Chuck the air jerk as he noticed Tanasa the grade digger that sat next to him in his art class. Lauren gave her the “let’s just be friends” nod and grabbed his happy meal. As Lauren walked outside he saw, Bruce, the designated drunk, as he started wailing teenybopper show tunes. Bruce was manstrating again and wanted his fix of Dr. Pepper and Big league chew. The night of celebrating Lauren’s nomotion had barely even started and already he was knackered.

by Micron X February 24, 2010