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Nutsack Cheese

A ripe and pungent cheese harvested from the glans and ballsack area of a hot, fat, sweaty and morbidly obese male. Considered a delecacy by some.
Carl gave himself a quick scratch and harvested up one of the ripest servings of nutsack cheese ever grown under two of his fingernails.
by Eaton Holgoode November 23, 2016
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nutsackular

Of or pertaining to the testicular region of the human male.
While playing football, my son accidentally kicked me in the nutsackular area.
by pfnk October 21, 2008
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Nutrock

A game for people 14+, It consists of 3 or more MEN sitting in a circle and throwing rocks at eachothers nuts.

Rules:
1.No Trampolines (Pants that are so tight that they bounce the rock off the nut before hitting it)

2.No Boulders (Rocks in excess of 7 in diameter)

3.Contestents are only allowed to leave the circle when they are getting ammo or in extreme pain, their nuts are still allowed to be hit BUT the CAN block.

4. No Blocking (Use of hands or other objects to block the nuts) Blocking results in penalty shoots from all players.

5. Penalty shots are only awarded when a man blocks his nuts, all players get free shots at the nuts of the accused player and that player is not allowed to throw a rock during the penalty shot(s)

6. Blocking of penalty shots results in immediate removal from game, No Exceptions.

7. No Women because they lack testicles.

8. There is no winner, Unless all others leave the game. But typicly when rocks are thrown at everybodys nuts noone wins.

History:

Nutrock was invented by two men Don and Bob, Don started throwing rocks at Bobs testicles and the game just evovled.
Me: Lets Play Nutrock!
Others: Ok!
*Gets in a circle*
Me: Go!
*Fun ensues*
by One of the First Players August 12, 2011
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nutlock

When you jizz, and don't clean up properly. After a while it dries and crusts up on your nuts.
Guy#1: Hey man, I was jerking it the other day and missed some on the clean up.

Guy#2: Ah, I hate when that happens.

Guy#1: Yeah, I had some serious nutlock later.
by JHE June 1, 2009
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bums nutsack

used to describe a hot foul odor, such as an unwashed nut sack
god it smells worse than a bums nutsack in here
by ala carte August 22, 2008
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Walnut Nutsack

A nutsack that is so wrinkly, that it looks like a walnut.
Woah, the Walnut Nutsack looks like a golden Walnut!
by cyber asscheek December 2, 2014
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nutcocker

One whose fuckstock has become assprone.
Your fuckstock is assprone, nutcocker.
by Laika December 30, 2003
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