Gurgle my Nurgle

meaning to gurgle (Gargle) ones nargles (testicles). Often used as an insult to intone immaturity in the user as well as the insultee.

John: yo bitch grab me that soda pop
Joe: Fuck you bitch, gurgle my nurgles.

Rodney: Yo, this chic was a total 10 last night!
Lewis: Oh ya?
Rodney: Yeah! but she didn't gurgle my nurgles! :(

by GurgleMYnurglesBIATCH December 14, 2012

narkle

The noise one makes when he or she is caught off guard with something really funny. Almost a snort.

That was so funny, it made me narkle.

by emilysambianca June 28, 2005

Pruple Nurple

Twisting someone's nipple (nurple) until it bruises.

Jennifer walked up to me, stopped and put a clothes peg on my nipple and twisted it and then ran off.
The next day I got a "Pruple Nurple" from that.

by $hIti0T June 16, 2014

nurtle

the ultimate word, it can be used in any context.

it can mean awesome, terrific, stellar
it can be sad.
it be used for any other word.

guy 1 yo nurtle whats up

guy 2 not much trying to get my nurtle on

guy 3 get that nurtle outta here

by Shrimp dick dugan October 21, 2010

nurble

acrorym meaning a language made up of surreal and whimsical nonsense. Formed from: Never Underestimate Really Bloody Ludicrous English.

"Whenever sense fails, resort to Nurble. It combines the dual powers of making the user feel better, and the victim confused..."

by The Loon January 9, 2009

Purple-Nurple

This term refers to the sharp pinching of someone's nipple and twisting violently. This can cause an insane amount of pain especially to girls and guys with pierced nips ;) also referred to as a Nip-Twister

"You retarded homo-curious asscrack, don't you dare give me a purple-nurple"

by Death By Zobb December 13, 2004

Nurple

Forceful pressure applied to one's nipple by another living thing. Varieties of nurples are defined by the color of the skin surrounding the areola post-nurple, the ideal post-nurple coloration being violet; hence, 'purple nurple.'

Popping out of the shadows, he deftly clamped his thumb and forefinger down upon Dave's nipple- a purple nurple had been administered.

by LuckyDuck May 5, 2004