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Numpty

Woody was a numpty for misplacing his iPhone at the strip club.
by 1367 November 25, 2012
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numpty

A person who never has or never will have a f*ing clue what he is doing
by Nested One October 14, 2003
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numptyesque

Adjective. Something that is like a numpty
Bob was a very numptyesque fellow.
by Anonimous moose September 23, 2008
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numpty diver

A SCUBA diver, usually of Open Water equivalent, or less, certification. They leave their fuckin' gear strewn from one end of the charter boat to the other, enter the water without their mask, air off, still holding their fins, kick the shit out of the coral and anything else nearby, exhibit no bouyancy control, frantically signal OOA after 5 minutes, and generally gob off like they know everything.
"This is gonna be a tech diving trip. I got no time for fuckin' Numpty Divers..."
by Bellenda January 17, 2008
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numpty

"You're going to look like a right numpty."
by Mad Walrus August 4, 2002
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Numptyfoot

adj., v. To walk around wearing one shoe and sock, while the other foot is bare; also Numptyfooted, Numptyfooting
Brian kicked off a shoe, and spent the afternoon numptyfooting on the lawn.
by Brian August 2, 2004
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proper numpty

A being referred to as a dumb ass.
proper numpty sat on a wall. proper numpty had a great fall.
by 181 May 9, 2008
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