numbnut

A dumbass. A person of questionable intelligence, usually a male for obvious reasons. If reason is not obvious, perhaps you are a numbnut.

The numbnut tried to run away, but failed to realize his shoes were tied together.

by Matt Heller December 17, 2003

numbnut

Correct spelling of numnut. Normally used as an insult meaning idiot. However, also implies that the recipient is a coward, sterile or impotent. A combination of numb and nut, where nut is a slang for testicle. In other words, a man who cannot feel his testicles and acts accordingly.

"Are you lookin at me, numbnut? Cause if you are, I'm going to damage what's left of your courage."

by wkc December 1, 2006

Numnuts

1. A total idiot, with the mental capacity of a duck
2. Someone who got hit in the nuts so hard they lost all feeling in their nuts

"Shut up numnuts."

by dadmenow December 1, 2017

numbnuts

1. a real dumb ass, see jagbag or dumbfuck; 2. the fella who typed in numdnuts

Numbnuts forgot to wipe his ass after he pooped. There were peanuts in the poop.

by ION October 27, 2003

numbnut (num-nut)

numbnut (num-nut)

an extreame state of idiocrocy and/or stupididy

numbnut (num-nut)

adj.

dan is such a numbnut

person1: what up numbnuts

person2: well keep talking and you will be

by wackjobg January 7, 2010

numbnuts

An intellectually challenged person.
Although the term would seem self-explanatory, it has no relation to a scrotum condition whatsoever. (not even from standing waste-deep in a gelid water!!!)

In many a case, Russian private soldiers invading Czechoslovakia in 1968 were numbnuts. The hey I dont know how to work the tap I guess I will just use the force of a hammer to make the water run out of the wall ones

by scribblerus August 22, 2006

One Hand Numbnut

A Numbnut that bets his entire stack of chips on the first hand of a game of poker, believing it to be unbeatable, only to lose.

The One Hand Numbnut went all in on a pair of Queens!

by Zoddy Zod August 14, 2006