Number three

Rhyming slang for wee or pee (urinate).

Same as 'number two' is rhyming slang for poo.

Are you going to the toilet to do a number two or number three?

by StephenSLR August 26, 2011

number three

Taking a shower immediately after dropping anchor. It's called a number three because it should ALWAYS follow a number two. If you don't agree, then here is what will convince you: If you get poop on your hand and wipe it off with a dry piece of toilet paper YOUR HAND WILL STILL SMELL LIKE POOP! (shock)

Aaron Desselle always goes home from work to take a number three. His butt is clean right now.

by a-diggity June 29, 2004

number three

ecstasy.

Due to a ranking of drugs. It's still in the works. All drugs have not been tried/ranked yet.

see number two

What are you doing tonight?
About to get me some of that number three.

What are they on right now?
They are hella number threed out!

by Urban Dictionary March 30, 2009

number three

The act of masturbating into a toilet.

He said he was going to the restroom for a number three.

by mrhh69 May 13, 2015

Number three

Mixture of pee and poop - diharreah.

Number one - Pee
Number two - Poop
Number three - Diharreah

by holymoley222 December 22, 2013

Number three

As we know all know, this is definitively defined as a piss and a shit and a wank in a tree

I gotta go I gotta take a number three, That's a piss and a shit and a wank in a tree

by Dutchie83 September 27, 2022

Number three

Playing with ones genitals for sexual gratification. In layman's terms, wanking.

I need a number three

by One Eyed Milkman May 4, 2004