drizzle nozzle

The semen that drips out of one's tip after it becomes flaccid again after sex or masturbation.

"Aw shit son, I got drizzle nozzle, ruinin' my pants."

by Jackrabbit Or Duck June 3, 2009

douche nozzle

1) The underappreciated apparatus of the Douche that actually does the stinky work. Attached to the Douche Bag.
2) A male who acts and looks like an utter jackass. Someone who transcends common insults to the point that simply calling him a "jackass" or "douchebag" will no longer do. Much more offensive than simply calling someone a douchebag.

1) "Check out the cell phone clip on that Douche Nozzle".
2) "Can you believe that Douche Nozzle? He's walking around the party, talking to fat chicks and searching for an 'Insert Here' sign".
3) Oliver from Spring Break.

by sowcow50 May 25, 2005

Wizz nozzle

A humorous term for penis

"Hey be careful not to zip up your wizz nozzle after going to bathroom"

by Lynzdraugh October 5, 2019

guzzle the nozzle

To suck someone's dick viciously.

Damn! You must really like him to pull down his pants and guzzle the nozzle right there!

by glxwsquid June 10, 2023

joose nozzles

Used in conjunction with a joose-bag, the joose nozzles are used singularly as a tip of which is inserted into the rectum. This is to facilitate the process of receiving an alcohol enema. This is commonly known as "getting joosed," due to the use of the Joose brand flavored and caffeinated alcohol beverage as the alcohol of choice.

The joose nozzle can be of varying size, diameter, and length, depending on the experience of the recipient.

Pictures of a joose nozzle can be found here (section 6):
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Enema

Hey Leeroy! Make sure you sanitize them joose nozzles before you stick any of em in your ass and get joosed!

by Leeroy Jenkem February 24, 2009

douche nozzle

Kayne West at the VMA's.

The douche nozzle interrupted Taylor Swift in her speech.

by Aquafresh6 March 22, 2010

Splooge Nozzle

Noun - meaning the male genitalia. Or any part of the male body that dispenses ejaculate. See also: penis and scrotum.

1. Descriptive use - That hooker punched me right in the Splooge Nozzle!

2. In jest - Dude, quit acting like such a Splooge Nozzle.
3. In anger - Shut up Splooge Nozzle!
4. Plural - PETA is full of a bunch of Splooge Nozzles.

by JG, MR, CB, and C Money April 9, 2010