Novak

One who exhibits qualities of being a Jew, such as having difficulties parting with their money.

Also, tends to be a push-over and doesn't stand up for self.

Dude, stop being a Novak and just buy a winter coat instead of wearing your sweatshirt.

by csterbin January 10, 2009

Novak

To run down a pedestrian, esp while driving a Corvette. Bonus points if the pedestrian was old and homeless.

Dude, you just about novaked that panhandler. Slow down!

by ronbailey August 23, 2008

Novak

A conservative columnist and TV personality who resembles Jabba the Hut appearance and tonw.

Novak's on Crossfire, he's about to eat some pie.

by GreenMonter March 25, 2005

Novak

this serbian dude who goes to my schoolschool.

Hi Novak Novakovic!
hi!

by holylimao September 20, 2004

Novak

A unit of measure for either width or weight. The width of one "Novak" is approximately 2 feet wide. The weight of a "Novak" is about 300 pounds.

Width: That couch is 3 Novaks wide.
Weight: It felt like i was carrying a Novak on my back on my way to class.

by the_inhaler September 10, 2009

Novak

The act of stealing another man's girl

Did you hear about Jimmy and Rob?
Ya I heard Jimmy was a total Novak

by sexychihuahua March 17, 2016

Novak

Adjective used to describe a slow or limited intellectual or emotional development or academic progress. This word originates from the Slovenian dictionary. It is often used by people of mid-age.

Stop acting like a Novak! I'm being serious!
Stop this Novakian behavior. You don't act like your age!

by Cynthia075 June 26, 2009