My fault

I/You apologize for the wrongdoing, but as a human I’m/You’re still too cool to actually say sorry/I apologize

Boss: Isaiah you’re late for your shift again!?

Me: C’mon boss. You know there’s always a lot of traffic on my way to work. “My fault” though

Boss: Oh yea I forgot...you’re cool Isaiah

Me: I know😎

by “Church Content” on Youtube February 5, 2021

It all my fault

Obviously it is my fault the ex gf would never do ANYTHING wrong and "yep" its my fault. Also she never anything to make me feel bad or anything. And after we broke up her friends can call me a bitch but its fine i guess.

it all my fault

by BIGG DIck October 31, 2022

Its my fault

I'm sorry, it was all my fault...you have all the right to hate me..but i still love you and i'm empty with you..i was the ass,and i despite myself,i should have never done that..

I still love you and i miss you so bad,please give me another chance

by Antonio September 17, 2004

it’s not my fault you don’t like girls

a way of projecting your feelings for your best friend, or another way of saying yo im gay

“You’re ruining everything and for what? So you can swap spit with some stupid girl?”
“Els not stupid. It’s not my fault you don’t like girls!”

by byler is real April 22, 2021

it's-my-parents-fault-thing (impft)

what teenage girls say when their parents say "no" to something they really wanted to do.

k: hi girl, are you ok, you look sad.
a: yea, i know...i really wanted to go somewhere but my old-fashioned parents wouldn't let me.
k: really? is it one of those it's-my-parents-fault-thing (impft)?
a: kinda. it sucks.
k: hmm...impft... get over it.

by k'me March 20, 2011

My bad, your fault

When one person makes a mistake, but admits fault while placing the blame and/or responsibility on someone else, mostly to avoid responsibility while often putting the scapegoat in an awkward situation.

Derek: Damn, man. Not only did Alan forgot to tell me that a specifications changed and all the work that I did this week is now useless, he asked me to do mandatory overtime this weekend since apparently it’s his turn to have his daughter, and he threatened to fire me if I told management what really happened.

John: So a "my bad, your fault" situation. What a jackass!

by edw007 June 27, 2022

Not my fault

I offered my support one way or the other but he didn't say "charlatan bad" so I said vote against him and Harris paid Beyonce instead of me so I said vote against her and how did that work out for you? How many votes did I have sway over? Cus it only needed to be 1 percent.

Hym "So that's not my fault. That is you thinking that you didn't need me. So, it's the liberals fault. You could have changed the outcome. And now look at it. That is you. You were too good for the votes you needed and now look at you. Blaming me for the shit you did. Blaming me for the kids you murdered with your silence down there in Texas. The only way you can cope with it is by deluding yourself into believing you were acting in accordance with some greater good. That's a lie. You aren't actually doing any sort of moral calculus. You are a shit-lib so whatever you do is the greater good simply by virtue of you being a shit-lib. Don't let them bullshit you into thinking progressives were right about anything just because Trump is deliberately doing the opposite of what he was elected to do. They are still the censorious incoherent zealots they always were and they are desperately trying to take over the non-existent democrat party. So no. This is your fault and not mine."

by Hym Iam April 8, 2025