The feeling of superiority that comes over an intelligent person when they watch their Nostradumbass friends spout on about how Nostradamus predicted events.
by Flirm Li February 4, 2010
Get the Nostradamusement mug.Saying something strange and usually choppy or vague in meaning, then using extremely stretched synonyms and possible controlled substances to apply it to a current topic.
Nostradamus:"Beasts ferocious from hunger will swim across rivers:
The greater one will cause it to be dragged in an iron cage
When the Germany child will observe nothing."
Random Crackhead: -falls out of chair- "dats fuggin hitlerr mann"
Crack-head's Mom: "Honey, the kid is Nostradamus-ing again!"
The greater one will cause it to be dragged in an iron cage
When the Germany child will observe nothing."
Random Crackhead: -falls out of chair- "dats fuggin hitlerr mann"
Crack-head's Mom: "Honey, the kid is Nostradamus-ing again!"
by Capn Oakley December 23, 2010
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Damn, i fucked this bitch last night her titties were great, but she had those Nostradamus nipples. I swear they were pearing into my soul!
by HammerTiTsMcNasty August 23, 2015
Get the Nostradamus Nipples mug.Alex: I think (insert generic sports team) will win/lose (insert generic sports event)
Alan: Way to nostradamus
Alan: Way to nostradamus
by bob359 January 22, 2016
Get the nostradamus mug.The use of "thank you nostradamus" began in 2014 from within the video game World of Tanks by Whane The Whip. The phrase is sarcastic and used whenever someone make a ridiculous claim of foreknowledge.
Joe: I haven't seen my ex in years.
Fred: You will bump in to her next week, just you wait.
Joe: Thank you Nostradamus.
Fred: You will bump in to her next week, just you wait.
Joe: Thank you Nostradamus.
by Whane The Whip September 10, 2014
Get the Thank you Nostradamus mug.A charlitan who possesses no greater "clairvoyance" than Miss Cleo. Employing techniques of vague predictions commonly employed by psychic hotlines today, Nostradamus' 'prophecies' could have been interpreted as anything.
Nostradamus, more like Fakestradamus!
by Chad Vincent July 18, 2003
Get the Nostradamus mug.The world's most famous prophet. He began his career as a plauge physician in 16th-century France. He encoded his powerful visions of the future in four-line poems called "quartrains", using puns, word games, and astrological symbols to describe what was (and is) to come. Among the events he successfully forsaw include:
- The American and French relvolutions
- Both world wars
- The rises and falls of Napoleon and Hitler
- The assassination of JFK
- The lunar landing
- The Russia revolution
- 9/11
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- The American and French relvolutions
- Both world wars
- The rises and falls of Napoleon and Hitler
- The assassination of JFK
- The lunar landing
- The Russia revolution
- 9/11
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Here's a sample of a quatrain:
"One who the infernal gods of Hannibal
Will call to be born, terror to all mankind:
Newspapers cannot tell of worse horror in the past,
They will come to the Romans through Babel."
Century II, Quatrain 30
"One who the infernal gods of Hannibal
Will call to be born, terror to all mankind:
Newspapers cannot tell of worse horror in the past,
They will come to the Romans through Babel."
Century II, Quatrain 30
by Anonymous July 11, 2003
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