Chuck Norrised

Another way of saying (you kicked ass or kicked someones ass) mostly everything you touch gets its ass handed to them.

1. Johnny: "Holy Crap! You Chuck Norrised that bear!"

Billy: "I had to.. it ate my goddamn Picnic basket!!"

2. Guy: "I totally Chuck norrised that girls vag last night"

Guy's Friend: "Ive noticed by the way shes walking with crutchs"

by Junkie2115 March 4, 2010

Chuck Norrised

You have to have freshly trimmed your pubes and have kept the clippings. You are receiving a blowjob with the female kneeling infront of you. Just before you cum you pull out and cum on her face you then throw the clippings on her face creating the signature Chuck Norris beard then roundhouse kick her to the back of the head.

i was getting a blowjob last night and it was the worst i ever had, so i Chuck Norrised her.

by Bad Karma, Mitch,Mario June 17, 2009

chuck norrised

the act of getting round house kicked in the face while writing thing about chuck norris

chuck norrised

by ...kirbi... June 3, 2010

Normarse

to screw up

Oh darn ive been teaching the wrong language this year. Oh well i guess i Normarse

by Behnkes army February 28, 2011

normarse

to make excuses for oneself

Senora Behnke: "Ok bien clase lo siento porque i did not have time to grade the quizzes my husband was oh so sick in bed i will try to probably grade them tomorrow ok bien"

Clase: "Normarse.... again"

by behnkelover March 5, 2011

chuck norrised

To simultaneously kill someone or something in every single way possible.

Wow, did you see that guy mashed up in a blender? It looked like he was Chuck Norrised.

by Dr. Dimples December 5, 2011

norrised

when someone is roundhoused or punched in the face so hard they're balls fly out the nostrils

yea..he just got norrised

by shootok February 26, 2011