De la nouche

The act of being slick, suave, or sly. May also include, acts which are clever, smooth, or well played.

Pernounced: De-La-Nooch

John: How did Dave pull a girl as hot as her?!
Rob: Because his moves are down right De la nouche

Undercover cop: The drug deal went down without a hitch, I was down right De la nouche.

by Jayweed June 10, 2009

Doob Nouche

Generally a Dick, but can also mean someone that will not smoke weed, or thinks that weed is bad.

'Mate you wanna toke on this?'

'No weed is bad, i'd never smoke that shit'

'You Doob Nouche'

by MC CRIP October 8, 2009

noonches

Another way of saying 'person', though noonches normally refers to the self. Often a way to define a slightly mischievous yet personable individual.

When I was a shady little noonches in college, I sold a little weed. I had one girl walk into my apartment with a mutual friend and look me in the eyes and tell me she should get some free weed just for hanging out and having tits. It felt good to see her turn red and walk out in a huff as I doubled over in laughter. The sad part is I'm sure she completely expected it because other morons would do that.

by robotlichtenstein October 18, 2010

nooche

awkward looking broad with manly features and a furry tail

"DUDE! That nooche is so hairy."

by LAT&&SEM<3 April 20, 2006

noochevader

1. of or pertaining to females interested in the sexual organs of other females. see lesbian.
2. derivitive of the word nooche which can be substituted in for any adjective

1. i heard jessica ate that girl out, do you think shes a noochevader?
2. what a noochetastic day!

by the higher commision of the removal of noochevaders October 21, 2007

nouche

One of the greatest insults of all time. It is a combination of the words noob and douche. Equation: noob + douche = nouche!

(noo-shh)

B- "That Andrew kid is such a nouche!"
S- "He's a noob and a douche!"
B- "That's why I called him a nouche!"

by Braedon13 May 15, 2008

Nooche

The red, Itchy rash that appears upon one's genetalia when one masterbates excessively.

"These boxors are agitating my nooche."
"aw, Man, I jerked off for 20 hours straight and nooche is klling me"
"You are a nooche licker"

by BCheli October 12, 2008