noobiness

Adjective;
One who is inevitably, without a doubt, a noob in all situations.

Kye cannot even handle it. He is pure noobiness.

by Prothesis October 1, 2014

noobies

the crumbs that are left over at the bottom of a bag of chips

"hey, are you going to eat those noobies?

by dirtydanny January 12, 2009

noobies

(1).Boobies found upon the chest of a noob, most likely a fat one.
(2).Breasts of an obese nerd and/or geek.

Guy 1: Hey dude, look at that nerd run, it's like there's a Best Buy sale going on!
Guy 2: HAHA Yeah! Looks like a nerdy Baywatch episode with his noobies flopping around like that.

by niteC May 7, 2007

Noobious

having the utmost of noobest qualities

an adjective to describe one as being or in the state of being a noob.

Eric: Hey Colin check out my new puppy
Colin: Nah dude its only like 3 months old, its pretty noobious compared to mine.
Eric: Yeah, I guess you're right. Your so cool/good looking/smart/better than me!

by Colinnn June 17, 2007

noobios

A fat, sluggish child who considers school as home because of financial problems in their humble abode. They either live under a bridge and sleep on mat stuck together by semen, or just ask for cocaine or contraband for their birthday.

Zack is such a fat noobios, don't you think? His parents would rather spend their nonexistent money on a pirated IPhone 10 than even consider fixing their walls.

by KinkyNonk September 19, 2019

Noobious Eradicus

(1)noobious eradicus is a species of human(or very talented monkey) that are extremely dangerous in the online world.

(2)noobious eradicus is a word used to describe online gamers that hate noobs. they will kill any noob on sight, even if they are on the same team.

NEVER get in the way of a chargeing noobious eradicus, or u'll be terminated.

that guy is a noobious eradicus, watch out for him on the battle field. he is crazy!

by clintooon September 7, 2008

Noobiest Noob

One who has very low self esteem or confidence. They usually are called a noob when they just get a game or have no in-game purchases. They may get cyber bullied.

Or

A name of a unpopular YouTuber but the definition is pretty much the same.

That is the most Noobiest Noob I’ve ever seen!

by NoobiestNoob_YT June 27, 2018