Numnut

Numnut is the word my boyfriend uses to describe me. It means retarted, stupid and sped.

me: “Steam is hot”

Boyfriend: “ it wasn’t the steam numnut it was the bag.”

by Floyd George May 4, 2021

Numnuths

1. A man who stalks another man

2. Gay

3. Orders computer parts to stalk me...I mean Justin

4. Doesn't notice that his hair is gay

5. Smells

6. thsths

7. Has a lisp

8. Wears GAY clothes

9. Calls others, who he stalks, numnuths

Why is that dude following you brohan. Hes being such a numnuths?

Hey numnuths, stop running away from meh!

by thslover September 9, 2010

numnut

An dumb person or bumbling idiot. "Num-" refers to the term "numb", describing a person's general feelings/attitude towards people.
-used as a non-offensive, yet funny insult

"Oops. I just spilled another soda"
"You dam numnut"

by Freddfu December 28, 2005

Nimnut

(Nimnut) when someone calls you out when you do something stupid.
It can also be used in second conversation

Boyfriend: Babe where is my phone?
Girlfriend :What do you mean where is your phone?

Girlfriend: Your talking on it

Boyfriend: Oh I forgot
Girlfriend: your a Nimnut

Boyfriend: babe watchout watch where you are going
Girlfriend: still trips on the curb

Boyfriend: are you ok babe that's what I was trying to tell you.
Girlfriend: oh

by Bella Molino June 23, 2017

Nonuttophobia

The fear of No Nut November

Carl: “Hey you gonna do No Nut November?”

Jason: “AHHHHHHH”

Carl: “What’s wrong? Are you okay?”

Jason: “No. I have Nonuttophobia”

by Sheer-Galaxy November 1, 2019

numnuts

Anyone (especially a network news correspondent) who needs to consult Urban Dictionary to define "numnuts."

Did you see that numnuts on CNN looking up "numnuts"?

by AlaBam November 30, 2006

numnut

wat i use as an insult with out actually insulting anyone. its a good word if u have to stop cursing!!

omg, ur such a numnut!

by Phil Doran September 25, 2005