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Uber Noise Bot 

Billy Mays, for one; Hillary for another. Mays is that bearded, screaming goatse on TV selling every kind of household crap from mops to mousetraps 24/7 on 500 channels. They both need major STFU deprogramming.
"WTF is that horrible sound in your crib?"
"One of the Uber Noise Bots on TV."
"JFC, I thought someone got tazed."
Uber Noise Bot by ChazR April 24, 2008

Noisebot 

The maker of seriously unfunny and yet overpriced t-shirts with phrases liable to get a female wearer sexual harassed.
A lady wearing a T-shirt that says "Make Awkward Sexual Advances, Not War" is fun and all...... until a sexually repressed chap decides to take that advice, resulting in horrible consequences...... That Lady is now suing Noisebot for a bucket load of cash.
Noisebot by SlumdogHundredaire February 3, 2009

noisebottom 

Some noisebottom made life very unpleasant for everyone on the subway this afternoon.
noisebottom by Circushead July 4, 2006

bottom noises 

Randomly typed letters and characters said by a bottom.
Person 1: You're cute
Person 2: l djglbjbldkjb gjsdfbjbgljrbljbl kjbjbjldsf
Person 1: bottom noises
bottom noises by ssoap October 9, 2021

bottled nose dolphin 

I'd sure like to let my bottled nose dolphin swim in her fish tank

bottom noises 

nya purrr mrrrp? mrow? meowwww *hisses*

awrf awruruff woof awoof wruff *whines* *pants* *paws at u*
"I am top", "I'm not cute"
cuddles pls, uppies pls, treats pls, headpats pls, hugs pls
i need collar/ears/paws/tail/snout/onesie/plushies/blahaj
gjskjfksjkfjskgkskgjksjgk
*unintelligible bottom noises*
shes making bottom noises again, how cute

I'M NOT CUTE

Oh is that so puppy?

fkksjgkskglajgylsj 🥺 *whines*
bottom noises by puppypilled :3 March 20, 2024