Nobody Asked 

A passive-aggressive variant to "Who cares?" or "Shut up!"
used to shut down a pointless argument that started at an inconvenient time.

Useful against know-it-alls, rambling conspirers, and woeful morons.

1: Omg this celebrity is charged with allegations! I'm so sorry for my world!
2: Cry all you want, nobody asked.

1: Goes on a long ramble about how a conspiracy where president is a lizardman in disguise.
2: God! Just SHUT UP!!
1: How dare-
2: SHUT UP!!! NOBODY ASKED!!

Nobody Asked by Homerboy4 July 23, 2022

Nobody Asked 

The worst possible comeback in an argument.

Person 1: Babe, you can’t deny it any longer. You cheated and I have proof.

Person 2: Nobody asked.

Person 1: Your comebacks only make me want to dump you more.

Nobody Asked by NotNotRyan June 3, 2022

Nobody asked 

When some L + Bozo decided to use this trashy excuse of a statement to save their skin in a dumb way that makes them lose friends because they are stupid.

Person 1: Hey jack get over here
Person 2: Nobody asked
Person 1: U are father less

Person 2: nobody cares
Jack+Person1: SHUT UP

Nobody asked by Among us is sus.com November 6, 2022

Nobody asked 

Nobody asked

Joseph : According to the world population studies, approximately 108 billion people have lived on this planet. Assuming that the average lifespan of all these people was 25, there has been around 2.7 trillion years of life. If we multiply this by the amount of days in a year (365) there is a total of 985,500,000,000 days of life (985.5 trillion)

Adolf: Nobody asked

Nobody asked by Please pull out my ass hairs August 23, 2020

Nobody asked 

you usually use this phrase in a argument if you play this

I play Roblox, I have heard the phrase "nobody asked" in every argument i have been in with oders

Nobody asked by 11 year old February 16, 2021

nobody asked 

a fucking retarded and shit comeback used by idiots who try to be cool.

person 1: hey it's my birthday
some retarded dumbass: nobody asked
person 1: shut the actual fuck up

nobody asked by harrypotterfanxxxxxxxxx6 March 24, 2023

Nobody asked 

Saying this obnoxious phrase is the quickest way to make everyone despise your existence. Saying this is the verbal equivalent of white noise as it adds nothing to the conversation and only causes annoyance. If you say this phrase, go fuck yourself.

Person 1: Nice, my relative beat cancer

Person 2: Nobody asked
Person 1: stares with hatred in his eyes before pulling out a gun and shooting Person 2 in the head

Nobody asked by Partydude17 May 23, 2023