Noble

A shitty town where the jocks are stuck up and think they are everything that they're not, and the football team loses because the jocks think they're better than each other. The girls are fugly and most of them are sluts, and the school has the highest pregnancy rate of the county and they make anyone that isn't a football player an outcast.
Guy: You guys are such fucking dorks, football is the best sport ever no ones better than me
Girl: Oh my god, that guy is sooo hot, he plays football!

Normal student: God noble is such a shitty town, the team sucks and the jocks are asshole
Normal Student 2: Yeah so true dude. Sick and tired of Noble.
by PrincipleAsshat January 07, 2011
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Nobled

When you leave your office with your computer unlocked and come back to find the picture on your home screen has been changed.
I went to the bathroom and when I came back the picture on my home screen had dicks drawn all over it. Oh man you just got Nobled
by The angry sheet metal worker February 15, 2019
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To have your life completely ruined by one individual. To neglect your children, be a dead beat dad, and to cheat on your former spouses. To be 26 years old and be a complete waste of human skin. To be the tough guy everyone laughs at, and to be an all around fuck up. To be a self proclaimed legend of being a bad ass. One who uses material objects as a form of popularity. To claim anyone new you meet as your new "family". Pretty much be the guy no one likes, but cares not to say anything, for the fact it's good for laughs.
Girl 1. I went out last night and got Nobled.
Girl2. Nobled? Whats that?
Girl1. I mt the biggest douche bag ever. He lived in his "Glory days" and made himself to be a self proclaimed legend, of nothing.
by Jmoneystunts July 22, 2010
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noble

Used in everyday conversation, such as describing a TV show:

"That show last night was noble!"

After observing a cool (and perhaps dangerous stunt) "Noble!"
by a.mbs April 11, 2009
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Nobled

A rugby term when you completely annihilate your oppenent putting him to the floor or, even better, into hospital.
by DeadExit March 27, 2007
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An awesome, smart, incredibly good looking guy with a huge heart. He is always the center of attention guy who is great with the ladies. He will always be your friend unless you cross him, he will go ape shit and probably beat the fuck out of you.
Girl: Did you see Noble today!?
Guy: Yeah why?
Girl: He looked sooo hot!
Guy: Damn wish I was Noble.
by Alyshaaaa69 July 30, 2012
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British cottage-car company, known for their mid-engine supercars, the Noble M12 and the Noble M14 that combine a British-built body and a highly tuned Ford engine into something that could be described as the closest thing to a British Detomasso Panter.
My noble handles better than your porsche 911, and with its ford engine, I never have to worry about expensive engine parts.
by Alex B. December 29, 2004
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