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saying someone has crossed the line.
instead of sayin, The line was there and you crossed it, you say the line was there and your in noak hill is an alternative. And so it has been shorterned to just NOAK HILL. Basicaly sayin youv gone too far!
Also a town in Essex near Romford
a. omg i could kill her!
b. noak hill! it aint even that bad!
noak hill by Torz October 13, 2006

Noak del bokkster 

A person with big penis bigger Than drulsk. Noak del bokkster aka the eel #ålen
Thats the eel Noak del bokkster which means he has 30 cm in isvak
Noak del bokkster by Fritzl November 23, 2021
To noakes about or to be a noakeser. Is commonly used as a phrase for someone who gets lucky. Especially in regards to sports such as Pool or Snooker.

This term is largely used within the vicinity of British University students when out on social drinking excursions which may include activities revolving around games of Pool. (This term can also be affiliated within the Poker playing circles, when a member does not quite realise the hand he is holding, thus when said player places his hand down on the table, he wins the round and money with ease... Even without a real poker face.

Sheer luck is the common denomination for this particular term. Therefore to noakes, to be a noakeser or to be noakesy is a common attribute to at least one member within the friendship circle.
"That was such a noakes shot"
"Did you see that move, s/he is such a noakeser"
"God, will you stop being so noakesey every time you have a game"
"Jesus he was noakesing about with that hand!"
"Daymnnnnnn, I just got noakesed!"
noakes by unilads1 December 28, 2012

Alfie Noakes 

A sobriquet for any person from the North of England who displays rude manners and low intelligence. From the absurdist 1970s humour of Peter Cook and Dudley Moore.

A false name to be given when making a group booking at a fine dining restaurant, where there is a likelihood of poor behaviour by one or more of the guests.
Maitre D': "Never accept a booking from Alfie Noakes again. One of those cunts wiped his arse with the linen table cloth after the soup course"
Alfie Noakes by Jane Mansfield November 17, 2021

Noakhailla 

A man who leaves a ceremony immediately after eating the ceremonial food.
-Ughhh he left my marriage ceremony even without blessing us.
-But he did eat the food provided
-Such a Noakhailla he is
Noakhailla by roughweed January 17, 2020

Noakhailla 

A person native to or inhabiting Noakhali . a man of unusual learning, judgment, or insight . A Person With Clear vision or Foresight. Humble and courageous person , Who dare to ask or do something
he is a Noakhailla . Hi Noakhailla How are you doing . This things is Belongs To a Noakhailla .
Noakhailla by javmah May 15, 2017