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The ultimate petty comeback of all time. It can be used in any situation- ever. No matter where you are, like the middle of class, while being stabbed by prison shanks, or in a back alley Knife fight.
No you by idkwhyiwrotethese May 10, 2019
NO YOU
A phrase for when you have no come back after your friend roasts you. Some deny the power of such words, but you will always win the roast battles. A turn of events will shock your opponent into losing terribly.
Friend: Your face is so ugly when you look in the mirror you become blind
Me: NO YOU!
Friend: *speechless*
Me: Yeet
Friend: *dies*
Me: NO YOU!
Friend: *speechless*
Me: Yeet
Friend: *dies*
NO YOU by CHARLATTEBOSS January 21, 2019
No you
No you by UUUUUUUUUUHH November 19, 2019