No Hetero

Said to cancel out an ambiguously heterosexual (straight) comment. Can be used by people of all sexual orientations.

1. Girl: Billy and I were holding hands last night, no hetero.
2. Boy: That dress makes her boobs look real perky, no hetero though.

by Lil' Berry February 18, 2008

No Hetero

Background: When people call something or someone "So Gay", they are often considered to be covering up their own latened homosexuality. These people also do gay things and then claim "No homo", making it ok.

By this reckoning, one can assume that if a person were to call things "So Straight" all the time, they are merely reinforcing their own heterosexuality. Hence the term "No Hetero"

Frank: Hey, hows it going Steve? *slaps steve's ass*
Steve: I'm pretty good man. *slaps back*
Frank: Hey! No hetero!
Steve: Yeah man. No hetero.

by ColourOfJazzee May 1, 2009

No Hetero

No hetero is what you say to a friend of the opposite gender in place of "no homo"

John: wouldn't it be funny if we had sex lol
Jane: lol yeah no hetero

by SexHaver212 March 13, 2018

No hetero

A phrase a person uses when they do a straight person action

Steve: I heard you fucked Jane yesterday. I thought you were gay.
Brian: it’s ok I said no hetero

by Backed ruffle sandwich June 13, 2018

No hetero

When you to give a complement to the different gender, but don't want to give off romantic feelings.

Boy: You're looking good today no hetero
Girl: Aw thanks

by {I'm_pretty_gay} February 3, 2020

No Hetero

After some one says " no Homo" you say " no hetero" to be funny, because you're not really gay.

Dan: " Man just stick it in. No homo"

Mike: " no Hetero"

Dan: walks out*

by the_lifeguard November 19, 2010

No hetero to heaven

Just like no homo, except for hets. Also, let's be honest we're all already going to hell and heaven is just boring at this point, so no offence, but no hetero to heaven

Gay #1: Dude that's so het
Gay #2: yeah, full offence but no hetero to heaven.

by thebievolution November 13, 2019