Big ding: Oi mate you hear that {nigel Farage is doing a speech round her
Big dong: Ye famalam ding dong im well mad
Big dong: Ye famalam ding dong im well mad
by [oE]shockwave July 18, 2019
Get the nigel farage mug.An ailment that prevents the afflicted from attending work. Over a period of time the sufferer concocts increasingly unlikely stories of obscure medical complaints that keep them from work, whilst strangely maintaining their ability to participate in physical outdoor pursuits, like say mountaineering.
When contacting their workplace to report their absense, the sufferer often greatly embelishes the details of their complaint in order to raise plausibility, whilst ironically achieving the exact opposite.
When contacting their workplace to report their absense, the sufferer often greatly embelishes the details of their complaint in order to raise plausibility, whilst ironically achieving the exact opposite.
Mary: "Did you notice Fred is sick again."
Tom: "Really? What's wrong with him this time?"
Mary: "Nigelitis"
Tom: <shakes head>
Tom: "Really? What's wrong with him this time?"
Mary: "Nigelitis"
Tom: <shakes head>
by udu_ May 23, 2009
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Person- She is such a Nirel.
by oompa loompa doopa di do November 3, 2018
Get the Nirel mug.The perfect boy who you should never abandon and who will never abandon you, he's the nicest person you will ever meet and attractive as heck. If you find a Niels, don't ever let him feel sad or hurt him. He can make you happy just by flashing his perfect smile, and it's impossible to stay mad at him. His expressions and the way he talks, what he talks about, they will never bore you or anyone. He's an adorable soft boy and he should be treated with all the love and respect in the world, whether he's a friend or boyfriend. He loves hard so don't be afraid to do the same no matter what way you do.
Girl on a call: Becky, I'm going to a boy's house, I can't wait
Her mom: WHAT, WHICH BOY?!? YOU CAN'T GO TO A BOY'S HOUSE!!
Girl: Don't worry it's Niels
The mom: Oh in that case have fun
Her mom: WHAT, WHICH BOY?!? YOU CAN'T GO TO A BOY'S HOUSE!!
Girl: Don't worry it's Niels
The mom: Oh in that case have fun
by Yeah_It's_Me January 9, 2021
Get the Niels mug.Nigel Herrington or Ultimate Nigel 368, was an ancient warrior of the mushroom kingdom. He has saved reality multiple times. His sword Pure Ultimate, is the most powerful weapon in the universe. He was brought back to life after giving his life to defeat an ancient evil known as Pure Terror. He currently is located on earth. Some people who do not realize who he really is disrespect him though he may not be as strong as Shaggy Rogers, even Shaggy himself respects Nigel. Many people have betrayed him but he stays determined and is ready to fight off evil.
Nigel Herrington is a legand!!
by Pure Ultimate April 6, 2020
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Get the Fwevel The Nevel mug.A Nield is very beautiful and will always be there for you, if you have a Nield in your life then you are very, very lucky, dont ever let them go. Nield's bring a smile to your face when ever you are with them. They make you laugh until you carnt breath. If you are a Nield then your lucky! Always happy and cheerful, smiley and very hard to upset, but try not to anger a Nield because then you have made a really bad mistake and you will regret it! Nields are good at revenge and love to have fun and go wild, they love to embarrasse them self and can somtimes be quite shy. They can be trouble makers but they are never goody two shoes. Mess with the Nields and they will mess with you because they are not soft no matter how 'soft' they look, they are good at lieing and are very smart, the girls are hot, sexy and irresistable and the boys are strong, dumb but very easily angerd.
They are very nice people to love and they will love back, they dont fall in love easily so you will be EXTREMLY lucky if they love you, you will be really lucky to if your even kissed one or more ....
They are very nice people to love and they will love back, they dont fall in love easily so you will be EXTREMLY lucky if they love you, you will be really lucky to if your even kissed one or more ....
Random - Whos that?
Random2 - Ohh thats a Nield, you dont want to mess with them.
Random - They look nice.
Random2 - Ohh they are the nicest people you know, you'll be lucky to know them,but get on the wrong side and you'll wish you never met them ...
Random- what they called?
Random2 - Lucii and Hayley Nield
Random2 - Ohh thats a Nield, you dont want to mess with them.
Random - They look nice.
Random2 - Ohh they are the nicest people you know, you'll be lucky to know them,but get on the wrong side and you'll wish you never met them ...
Random- what they called?
Random2 - Lucii and Hayley Nield
by LnLrRaLl April 22, 2011
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