ninjury

injury of unexplained origin, often attributed to inebriated activities.

where'd all these bruises come from? that was a big night last night. Damn ninjury.

by tasteyface July 28, 2010

ninjury

the act or process of being injured by a ninja

He was in the field picking peaches from a tree when he was ambushed and suffered a ninjury.

by Otrant May 22, 2006

ninjury

the act of getting injured while trying to be a ninja.

while practicing using nunchucks, timmy hit himself in the balls and got a ninjury.

by Sixxvi6 November 5, 2011

ninjury

An injury incurred while trying to act like a ninja.

Tommy! Put those nunchucks down before you give yourself a ninjury!

by Andrew-B June 3, 2007

ninjury

An injury obtained while playing ninja.

Dude, what is that cut on your arm from?
It's a ninjury.

Did her ninjury really cause her to go to the ER?
Umm, yeah, she got her eye poked out

ninja
slap
blood

by Champion Ninja March 14, 2010

ninjury

(n.) harm or damage done by a ninja

My friend obtained a ninjury over the weekend. He did make it.

by Lamvao September 30, 2007

ninjury

1. An injury suffered while attempting something beyond one's ability. (Often preceded by "Hey, check THIS out!")

2. An injury suffered without the knowledge of the injured party. Possibly caused by ninjas.

1. "Hey, check THIS out; I'm gonna jump this ditch!" *SPLAT* "Dude, you OK? That's a pretty heinous ninjury!"

2. "Dude, where'd you get that cut?" "Beats me, some kind of ninjury."

by High C September 23, 2012