ninjew

When playing Day of Defeat, the guy who hides by the enemy's first flag and waits for his team to cap the rest of them. Then, right when they least expect it, he jumps out like a ninja and caps their first flag.

That cap was sooo ninjew.

ninjew by ham? June 30, 2004

Ninjer 

A derogatory, slanderous slur referring to ninjas.

Mr. Xu:"Whats up my ninja?"
Dawon: "Oh, whats up ninjer."
Mr. Xu: "Whoa, man not cool."

Mr. Xu:"Hey did you hear about Dawon?"
Mrs. Xu: "No what happened"
Mr. Xu: "He got beat up by a bunch of ninjas because he called them ninjers!"

Ninjer by A real-life Ninja August 6, 2011

Ninjewtsu 

noun
The traditional Jewish method of negotiating prices; involves stealthy hand gestures and the use of thick dialects and bartering techniques.

A skill passed down through generations of Ninjews, some theologians believe it to have been one of the staples of Christ's teachings AND the primary reason for his crucifixion. The Romans simply could not handle the reduced income across the empire as the number of Ninjew disciples increased.

Today, Jewfu is used only in buy or sell situations. Ninjews are reknowned for their ability to lower the cost of any item or sell it for more than its worth. It is considered poor form to practice Jewfu on a friend or family member.

Hershel went to a coffee shop to get a bagel. Upon realizing the price was greater than he could afford, Hershel used ninjewtsu and successfully acquired the cream cheese for free claiming it had been left out in the sun for too long.

Ninjewtsu by Goldy-B September 16, 2007

nigjew 

A "Nigjew", is one that is a nigger and a jew at the same time. Typically being from Auschwitz.

"Eli Sniderman is a real nigjew!"

nigjew by theholocaust420 October 12, 2018

Ninjercept 

A portmanteau of 'ninja' and 'intercept'.
To Skilfully catch a thrown object that was not intended to be caught.

I threw a paper ball at Pedro today but Tony ninjercepted it.

Ninjercept by NinjaPirateZombieRobot January 22, 2011

Ninjette 

The woman who is the equal and true soulmate for a Ninja.
Her intellect, wit and creativity must match his exactly.
Also, the Ninjette will always support her Ninja without fail through life.
Each Ninja only has one Ninjette and will never find another. Also, no true Ninja will ever be totally happy going through life with any woman other than his Ninjette.

Question from ordinary man #1:

Wow, Ninja John seems sharper and more deadly than ever, what do you think happened?

Answer from somewhat enlightened ordinary man #2:

He found his Ninjette and is now complete.

Ninjette by The Original Ninjette October 4, 2006

ninjetic 

Like a ninja, ninja-ish

dude that spidermonkey was ninjetic!!!!!

ninjetic by The Urban Ninja March 14, 2010