Ninjering

Nin-Jer-Ing
Ninjering is the act of masturbating and/or wanking while in conversation with another person, but the other person does not know you've got your hand down your pants. You secretly get yourself off without them ever knowing.

Sally: "So, I was at the store the other day, buying a piece of bread...."
Dave: "Uh huh... Which store did you buy the bread at?"
Sally: "Oh, the one up the street... the one with the red roof."
Dave: "I was there the other day, was buying.. SHIT!"
Sally: "What?! What's wrong?!"
Dave: "Nothing a sock can't clean up, score one for the Ninjering skills."

by InYourWindow00 May 7, 2012

ninjer

Another word for the feudal Japanese warriors known as the ninja, as used in the English dubbing of the Ninja Death movie series.

"I was attacked by a couple of Japanese ninjers!"

by Matthew S. Bondy January 17, 2004

ninjer

A ninja that hails from the interweb and is more awesome than a normal ninja ever could be.

zomg it r ninjers!!!!!11

by PhoenixJ May 19, 2007

ninjer

another word for a oriental soldier known as a Ninja. As used in the song "Ninja" by "Insane Clown Posse"

"yeah, yeah, im a ninjer, FACK THAT in a wicked clown bxtchboy ha ha ha ha!"

by cl9ud October 27, 2003

Ninjered

Basically to be fucked up

Last night I had 7 joints and was totally Ninjered

Shit, Dave got in a fight, he looks pretty Ninjered

by Ninjered Warrior August 11, 2009

Ninjered

the definishion for ninjared is to do something in a ninja like manor to either do something swiftly or to show off in a ninja like way

(catches a ball)
aww i just ninjered it!

(jumps from i hight)
i just ninjered my way down

by TheCreatorOfTheTimeParadox September 4, 2011

Ninjer

A dating app for Ninjas. After initial excitement and some early success it fell into disuse because of the difficulty in arranging meetings where one or both parties would simply not turn up

That's the last time I use Ninjer.

by Kilimanjiro April 20, 2018