Ninjering

Nin-Jer-Ing
Ninjering is the act of masturbating and/or wanking while in conversation with another person, but the other person does not know you've got your hand down your pants. You secretly get yourself off without them ever knowing.

Sally: "So, I was at the store the other day, buying a piece of bread...."
Dave: "Uh huh... Which store did you buy the bread at?"
Sally: "Oh, the one up the street... the one with the red roof."
Dave: "I was there the other day, was buying.. SHIT!"
Sally: "What?! What's wrong?!"
Dave: "Nothing a sock can't clean up, score one for the Ninjering skills."

by InYourWindow00 May 07, 2012

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Another word for the feudal Japanese warriors known as the ninja, as used in the English dubbing of the Ninja Death movie series.

"I was attacked by a couple of Japanese ninjers!"

by Matthew S. Bondy January 17, 2004

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A ninja that hails from the interweb and is more awesome than a normal ninja ever could be.

zomg it r ninjers!!!!!11

by PhoenixJ May 19, 2007

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another word for a oriental soldier known as a Ninja. As used in the song "Ninja" by "Insane Clown Posse"

"yeah, yeah, im a ninjer, FACK THAT in a wicked clown bxtchboy ha ha ha ha!"

by cl9ud October 27, 2003

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Breaking to peoples houses sneakily. This term can be used in the middle of a robbery.

Chrissie: "We are in the middle of Ninjering"
Matilda: "Yeah, stay quiet or they'll hear us"
Anya: "Oh right sorry but later can we go drinking in the field"

by Ccream June 30, 2021

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