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Cock Ninja

The act of sneaking up behind a girl and smacking her in the face with your cock when she least expects it...like a ninja.
I totally cock ninja'd that bitch and she loved it.
by Ms. Cock Muslim July 13, 2009
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Cock-Ninja

An okay dude with slight schizophrenia.
He's alright, he's just a cock-ninja!
by Full Bladder October 29, 2006
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Ninja Cockblock

Cockblocking someone by staring at them from behind an object.
Lee is such a ninja cockblocker, look at him watch us make-out behind that tree.
by Samuraipenisguarder October 31, 2010
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