Ninjer
Mr. Xu:"Whats up my ninja?"
Dawon: "Oh, whats up ninjer."
Mr. Xu: "Whoa, man not cool."
Mr. Xu:"Hey did you hear about Dawon?"
Mrs. Xu: "No what happened"
Mr. Xu: "He got beat up by a bunch of ninjas because he called them ninjers!"
Dawon: "Oh, whats up ninjer."
Mr. Xu: "Whoa, man not cool."
Mr. Xu:"Hey did you hear about Dawon?"
Mrs. Xu: "No what happened"
Mr. Xu: "He got beat up by a bunch of ninjas because he called them ninjers!"
Ninjer by A real-life Ninja August 6, 2011
Ninjewtsu
noun
The traditional Jewish method of negotiating prices; involves stealthy hand gestures and the use of thick dialects and bartering techniques.
A skill passed down through generations of Ninjews, some theologians believe it to have been one of the staples of Christ's teachings AND the primary reason for his crucifixion. The Romans simply could not handle the reduced income across the empire as the number of Ninjew disciples increased.
Today, Jewfu is used only in buy or sell situations. Ninjews are reknowned for their ability to lower the cost of any item or sell it for more than its worth. It is considered poor form to practice Jewfu on a friend or family member.
The traditional Jewish method of negotiating prices; involves stealthy hand gestures and the use of thick dialects and bartering techniques.
A skill passed down through generations of Ninjews, some theologians believe it to have been one of the staples of Christ's teachings AND the primary reason for his crucifixion. The Romans simply could not handle the reduced income across the empire as the number of Ninjew disciples increased.
Today, Jewfu is used only in buy or sell situations. Ninjews are reknowned for their ability to lower the cost of any item or sell it for more than its worth. It is considered poor form to practice Jewfu on a friend or family member.
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nigjew by theholocaust420 October 12, 2018
Ninjercept
A portmanteau of 'ninja' and 'intercept'.
To Skilfully catch a thrown object that was not intended to be caught.
To Skilfully catch a thrown object that was not intended to be caught.
Ninjercept by NinjaPirateZombieRobot January 22, 2011
Ninjette
The woman who is the equal and true soulmate for a Ninja.
Her intellect, wit and creativity must match his exactly.
Also, the Ninjette will always support her Ninja without fail through life.
Each Ninja only has one Ninjette and will never find another. Also, no true Ninja will ever be totally happy going through life with any woman other than his Ninjette.
Her intellect, wit and creativity must match his exactly.
Also, the Ninjette will always support her Ninja without fail through life.
Each Ninja only has one Ninjette and will never find another. Also, no true Ninja will ever be totally happy going through life with any woman other than his Ninjette.
Question from ordinary man #1:
Wow, Ninja John seems sharper and more deadly than ever, what do you think happened?
Answer from somewhat enlightened ordinary man #2:
He found his Ninjette and is now complete.
Wow, Ninja John seems sharper and more deadly than ever, what do you think happened?
Answer from somewhat enlightened ordinary man #2:
He found his Ninjette and is now complete.
Ninjette by The Original Ninjette October 4, 2006
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