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Nightcrawling

The art of crawling at 4am, blacked-out drunk, through a sea of drunk passed out people.
Ey bruh Last night i went to a fat func in ECM and woke up at 4am and went nightcrawling through hella passed out fools in da livinroom.
by ECMiswhatsgooduareadynodo December 4, 2009
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nightcrawler

The nocturnal pill popping, caffeine craving, nicotine-addicted internet creep that slides under the door sometime between 3 and 5 a.m. In these hours, the nightcrawler moves from room to room, longing for human contact and conversation. If none is available, he simply resorts to facebook, espn classic, or aim for communication to the outside world. The nightcrawler moves with stealth-like quickness powered by a nicotine-induced turbo from place to place, searching for fellow nightcrawlers. Determined to find out "what's up" with everyone, even if they're asleep.
Matt: Yea, Adam came into my room last night at 3:45 a.m.
Aaron: What did he want?
Matt: He asked me what was up...and then he told me that he just got back from the library.
Aaron: That's what he wanted to say at 3:45 in the morning?
Matt: yea...kid's a nightcrawler.
by Aaron Spitz May 15, 2007
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Nightcrawler

Someone who is awake when everybody else is asleep.

A person who does everything someone would do during the daylight but prefer to do it in the nighttime.
"Tom is only awake when everyone else is asleep." "Yeah he's a nightcrawler"
by surkist July 26, 2018
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Nightcrawler

1) A large earthworm.
2) A nocurnal person.
3) A fuzzy blue X-Men character.
4) A Nazi who is blue and fuzzy.
5) A big penis.
1) Ew, I totally stepped on a Nightcrawler!
2)That goth thinks he's a Nightcrawler...
3) Nightcrawler just went 'bamf' again!
4) Heil, mein Nightcrawler! Kill ze Jews und teleoprt!
5) My boyfriend has a huge Nightcrawler.
by Jesus Christ April 29, 2004
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nightcrawler

a blue elf mutant with a prehensile tail, yellow eyes with no visible pupils, and 6 fingers and 4 toes. ability to bamf or teleport, acrobatic abilities and superhuman agility. part of the x men.
seen in the x-men 2 movie...he has tatoos rather than fur
by lawrence December 14, 2003
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Nightcrawler

A nightcrawler is a term originating from new jersey referencing any drunk slutty blond girl who looks unintelligent, whorish, and generally down to fuck.
Mike- i cant believe that nightcrawler woke up at 5 in the morning after you left her last night

ben-fuck that nightcrawler got with that other kid earlier in the night...i shouldnt gotten so drunk

jim-fuck it youre just a dog tryin to get that bone
by Team nookiecookie November 9, 2009
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The Nightcrawler

A term for a specific sexual act.

Have sex with a new partner, or a relative stranger. After you come, yell "BAMF!" and knock your partner out with a blow from behind. After that, disappear from that persons life forever, hence "The Nightcrawler".

Bonus points if you convince your date your name is Kurt Vogner.
"I had no intention of calling her anyway, so I pulled 'The Nightcrawler' on her and split!"
by John St. Hubbard October 19, 2006
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