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Nexopia is, generally, a great place for a bunch of idiots who like to whine about their tragic lives, cry about how their boyfriend/girlfriend dumped them, inform people of how fucked up they got last night, go on Nexopia when they're drunk off one beer (why the fuck are you on Nexopia if you're out getting hammered?) and write about how drunk they are with a bunch of typos and spelling mistakes because that earns you some respect, tell people about how many packs of smokes they finished that day, cry and sob about the fact that they have no more smokes left, get sympathy from other whiny people who are also out of smokes, have group crying sessions where they confess their deepest and darkest secrets, quote song lyrics from shitty songs, tell people how much they don't care about something that happenned when obviously they do or they wouldn't be putting so much effort writing a blog about it, ask fellow idiots to vote on whether they're good-looking or not, talk shit to people that they probably wouldn't have the balls to talk shit to face to face, take pictures of themselves in a bra half-naked with their lips sticking out 90 degrees to the left of their face, and share the events of their day with other people who don't really give two shits about whether your pet fish died or if you got in a fight with your mom because she asked you to do the dishes and you were PMSing so you didn't and now you're grounded for two and a half days.
Nexopia User: My pet onion ring died last night, fml.
Normal Human: Shut the fuck up.
by ~theiceman~ February 8, 2010
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nexopia, a place where teenagers can chat, threaten and hit on other teenagers

also used for "forums" like "teens" where prissy whiny bitches complain about there lives. and one boy radiostar. is the hottest.
man nexopia is DUH BOMB
by radiostar. May 13, 2005
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an online chatroom set up in profile format. where secene/emo kids gather in hopes of finally finding people as shitty as they are. not to go unsuccessful, nexopia is populated with 14 year old girls that feature pictures with far to little clothing on and middle aged men inserch of just that.these mis-understood piles of hormones post in forums such as 'teens' and 'attention seakers'.
today when i was on nexopia i posted in teens and they told me to "GTFO NOOB Y3W DUN DSRV 2 L1VE"
by aloona December 3, 2006
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Teen drama website where:

1. Teenagers (and old, lonely women) vote on other user's profiles based on photos, often featuring scantily clad girls. See slutty.

2. Teenagers cry about their crappy lives.

3. Teenagers post on forums. Normally they make no sense, use only one word, and often based around the thought they are 1337. Which they are not.
Nexopia is only contributing to our increasing stupid next generation.
by The Monkey King November 27, 2004
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the most emoist of emo websites with usernames like deliciuosbooty or rawrimafaggot dont create a nexopia account please dont
nexopia is gay dont make an account
by cory lahey February 17, 2008
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Look Ma, I'm nexopian!
by Jimmy December 18, 2004
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It was cool until facebook came along.
"Do you have nexopia?"

"No way, I deleted it a long time ago, now I'm on facebook!"
by bubblegum1991 June 27, 2008
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