netard

A cross between a neek + a retard

1) you are a netard
2) yes because my mum is a neek and my dad is a retard

by LySi + SoPhI April 21, 2006

Neward

Is the action of creating something that already exists on accident.

No matter how hard I try I am always creating newards; my luck..

by TheRealYogurt July 18, 2022

Netardus

To pull of a "Netardus", you must follow all directions below.
1. You must be in a hotel
2. You must find one or two skanks
3. You must find an eye patch
4. You must get the skanks into your room after letting them enjoy a large amount of 151.
5. You then must put on the eye patch, and fuck the skanks with any object that might resemble a dildo.
6. You must have a friend name Roosevelt, who only smashes quasimodos
7. You must wake up the next morning and be scared that you have herpes

Brian- "Hey Sean, do you know where Matt is?"

Sean- "Yeah man, he is upstairs hitting on some skanks"

Brian- "Ohh shit! I saw an eye patch in his back pocket, I bet that man is about to pull a Netardus!"

Sean- "Yeah, but where is Roosevelt?"

Brain- "He is downstairs searching for a fat quasi to smash ASAP"

by QuasimodoLOVERorHATER?? April 28, 2011

newstard

A person who accepts what a news channel says without doing their own research on the subject.

The cold weather in the US has the right-wing bobble-heads back on the climate-change-denial bandwagon. I repeat again for the record: global warming is predicted to cause larger fluctuations (translation for FOX _newstards_: the highs will be higher and the lows will be lower).

by Quenambulus January 7, 2014

nertarded

The coexistence of nerdy and retarded qualities. The act of utilizing higher intelligence to do or say stupid things

OMG, I can not believe he said that. He is so nertarded!

by BigDaddyDoz April 5, 2012

Newtarded

Newtarded - n. new-tard, new-tard-ed, new-tards, new-tard-a-tion, newtarded, newtardation, newtard- 1)to be young and purposely retarded for no other reason then social acceptance. 2) To not have ANY parental guidance therefore becoming a complete dip shit, waste of space and useless in society. 3) to attempt to have SWAG yet think it is something other then what it meant in the original form which was an acronym for Secretly We Are Gay

Any person attempting to be cool or seek social acceptance by wearing their little sisters pants and yet still sagging them to their asses which looks like shit to begin with are newtarded.

by Soul drifting dad June 4, 2013

nettard

One who makes a fool of oneself, either in a controlled recording or via a hidden camera, and is immortalized when said video is uploaded to and viewed on the internet.

"LOL, that guy is a complete and utter nettard!"

by Jacobbbbbb November 8, 2007