When a man leaves his wife after she falls ill.
Named after Georgian Congressman Newt Gingrich who visited his first wife in hospital (she was recovering from surgery) to discuss the terms of their divorce. Also, he was cheating on her.
Named after Georgian Congressman Newt Gingrich who visited his first wife in hospital (she was recovering from surgery) to discuss the terms of their divorce. Also, he was cheating on her.
Guy1: Dude, my wife is really sick.
Guy2: Oh, really? Wow... what are you going to do?
Guy1: I'm thinking about Newting her.
Guy2: Oh.
Guy2: Oh, really? Wow... what are you going to do?
Guy1: I'm thinking about Newting her.
Guy2: Oh.
by Mr_A October 7, 2011
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I am from Newington so I'll let you know how it really is. It's a suburb of Hartford, CT. It borders Hartford, New Britain, West Hartford, and a few other suburbs. The side bordering Wethersfield and Rocky Hill is the area wear all of the rich people live. The side bordering Hartford is an area of low income and not always the safest place. People get jumped a lot and sometimes other things happen. Overall, Newington is a nice place to live but if you want to live here, live on the side next to Wethersfield and Rocky Hill.
by Coorsisgreat January 3, 2014
Get the Newington mug.(Verb) The act of trying desperately to be successful at FPS such as Halo or Call Of Duty and kill other players only to be killed repeatedly in a hilarious fashion. This also includes being spawn raped, quick scoped multiple times, and having general ineptitude for FPS. Forms include: Noun-Newb Off; Verb- Newbing Off (Present), Newbed Off (Past).
John: Wow dude you really went 3 and 22 in Black Ops?
Dave: Yea I thought I was going to be good.
John: Sounds like you were doing some major newbing off.
Dave: Yea I thought I was going to be good.
John: Sounds like you were doing some major newbing off.
by Omni5134385 July 15, 2013
Get the Newbing Off mug.Newington Disease is a common thing when boys start attending Newington College in Stanmore. It's when boys begin to become stuck up and rude to everyone around them. They feel entitled to attack minorities and just all of a sudden think they're better than you.
Hey, remember *insert name of boy from Newington*
Yeah, I do but I heard he got Newington Disease
Woah, that's worse than covid!
Yeah, I do but I heard he got Newington Disease
Woah, that's worse than covid!
by PillowPetUnicorn February 20, 2022
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also someone who is extremely stupid when it comes to anything they do.
also someone who is extremely stupid when it comes to anything they do.
Tom: Hey jo, can i borrow your brand new xbox conroller?"
Jo: "Fine but dont go shoving it in your ass and breaking it newbert newbington."
Jo: "Fine but dont go shoving it in your ass and breaking it newbert newbington."
by Apesauce420 April 13, 2009
Get the Newbert Newbington mug.IS A FAG ASS TOWN WITH NO RESPECT! THEY THINK WE WONT RETALIATE?!?! WE WILL<3 SHAYNE WE LOVE YOU<3 WE WILL REWRITE OVER THE SKATEPARK BECAUSE WE LOVE YOU AND IF THEY REPAINT IT, WE WILL DO IT AGAIN
by all kids from newington rep April 3, 2011
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