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bad newz

When something bad happens to a dog.

Derived from Michael Vick's Bad Newz Kennels dogfighting operation.

It should be noted that emphasis needs to be placed on the z, ie; "bad newzzzzz".
5 Year Old Boy: *sniffle* My doggie got runned over by a car...

Me: That's bad newz kid. Now go watch some Pokemon or something.
by Ator February 27, 2008
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Faux Newz

Just another satire newz site. Funnier than most though.
by Tha Mike October 5, 2003
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faux-newz.com

Just another satire newz site. Funnier than most though.
I love faux-newz.com
by Tha Mike October 5, 2003
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Newzong

1. A Hmong name, usually given to a girl, that means "New Day."
2. A girl who is independent and always wants the best for her family. She works diligently even though she dislikes the job. Although she has had her share of struggles, she's always looking forward and stays positive. She gives her all in a relationship, but is often taken advantage of because of her optimistic views of life.
Have met Newzong?, Newzong is such a great person
by c.yng April 24, 2013
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newzak

A form of news coverage which is watered-down, dumbed-down and/or consists of stories of limited importance but greater popular appeal.
Step into an elevator and you hear muzak. Tune to CNN, MSNBC, or FOX News Channel and you see newzak.
by Chris Connett July 30, 2008
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Newzealanded

When you lose a world cup final because other team has scored more boundaries.
I was NewZealanded in the job as job was given to other candidate. His shirts had more number of buttons than mine.
by Sunny969 July 16, 2019
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cambridge newzealand

Cambridge is a place close to the Waikato river full of rich white people who ride horses and row. Cambridge was built on racism and today still lives up to the name of being the most white snobbest place in new Zealand. Cambridge people enjoy biking as a family, shopping, talking about how Cambridge is growing, gardening and talking with other white mums about how "sarahs daughter was hanging out with a darky today!" God bless Cambridge.
A group of stranger are silently waiting inliNE and an old Cambridge woman hasn't talk about Cambridge newZealand to strangers in the last 30 minutes.

Old lady pam: "hello I'm pam and I live in 'Cambridge',it's such a beautiful place and I hope you and your family visit one day.

Stranger: k.
by Skrrt skrt March 29, 2017
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