netty

a loud, annoying, and slutty, bitch with fucked up teeth.

Netty the dumbest whore I know.

by tupac February 16, 2003

Netty

Kind of like how Phony was to superficiality and fakery with the use of telephones, but netty is fake and superficial on the Internet, as opposed to webby.

These kids are so netty, they do hardly anything offline, and their newsfeed is mostly phony.

by innernetartpeoples February 8, 2018

Netty

Netty is a beautiful girl with big brown Eyes.She is a funny and sometimes crazy girl.

But if she doesn't like you have a problem my friend.Her temper is very low when it comes to fights.So you should be careful around her.
Netty is waiting for her charm Prince.You have to do the first step because when it comes to her crush she gets veeery nervous.
She is the biggest stalker just like her besties.Bevor you know her she knows everything about you.

Netty is the coolest Girl on the World

by Buschkind1005 March 17, 2018

Netty

That one backstabbing friend who wants you for your money.

All this time I spend with her to find out she is a Netty.

by Anonymous@AJ September 24, 2018

Netty

Netty is the loveliest, smartest, kindest, most hardworking, beautiful, reliable, trustworthy, honest, and kakuk bestie you’ll ever find in your help. She can be very sweet and scary depending on people’s levels of stupidity. She doesn’t take BS and gets things done. Netty is someone you want in your life if you want a loyal company. At times, she can be aunty-like. Boy she’s nerdy. All in all, don’t we all need a Netty in our lives?

I miss my Netty!

by NettyFan November 23, 2021

Netty sex

when a male ejaculates up one of his partners nostrils, then immediately follows it by ejaculating up the partners second nostril.

Jessica is always feeling congested because she has Netty sex with every guy she meets.

by Pizzaface999 August 23, 2011

netty mouth

Netty mouth is a physical attribute that develops through an extended period of involvement in netball, primarily of the indoor variety.

Netty mouth affects the lower jaw of the face. The lower jaw protruds beyond the upper jaw so that the lower lip is on average 3cm extended from its usual position. Netty mouth is not attractive.

Generally, only those with strong bogan heritage develop netty mouth. Those with this predisposition can be easily identified in a group environment. They're the ones who have been kicking about the stadium since birth, play in multiple teams on every day of the week, are best mates with the umpires, and appear to be asexual.

Whilst not usually painful, netty mouth can cause discomfort and difficulty drinking UDL cans and smoking burners/darts in the carpark. Netty mouth can also affect the ability to sledge the opposition as the comments are virtually impossible to decipher.

Netty mouth only affects the female population. However, given the gender of those inflicted may be difficult to determine, the terms footy mouth may also be applicable.

"Ouch, has she/he fallen over?" "Na, they've been coming here for years, that's just the netty mouth kicking in"

by Tassie16 June 2, 2009