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netcop

The pinnacle of patheticness. These people take it on themselves and believe it is their obligation to preserve the "morality" of the internet by (and not limited to):
- telling others what is right and wrong in the form of a flame.
- emailing board mods to take action aganist the member of a board because they did something they didn't like (i.e. getting owned in an arguement)
- emailing ISP abuse emails to rat on a person because they don't like what they are posting or saying.
They have the deluded thought that by doing this that they will leave their mark on the Internet and have users singing their praises. However, the real world doesn't work that way, they get flamed by everyone, and because things don't work out the way they expect, their mind can't handle it and they begin the downward spiral into becoming a kook.
Netcops are pathetic SOBs that haven't gotten past the egocentric and tattle-tale stage of development. Bellvue always needs new customers...give 'em your worst!
by R. Kemp September 25, 2005
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netto

Here is a quaint little ditty I made up aboot Netto's
NETTO'S!
You shop all day,
You shop all night,
You come back home with a bag of shite!
Netto's- it's scandinavian for value!
by Stacie July 28, 2004
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Netophobe

netophobe- (net-uh-fohb) one who fears or hates the internet, noun. (Origin) from the modern abbreviation of the word internet net and the word phobe-a common form used to create a personal noun from the word phobia-derived from the Gk -phóbos, adj. fear, panic
I am not a netophobe, I just think you should be careful on the internet.

My friend is so technotarded about the internet that he has become a netophobe.
by Ash Fab May 24, 2008
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The Ghetto Behind the Netto

Athersley North, South Yorkshire, England.
So called because of the massive Netto supermarket just south of it.
1. John says he's from the Ghetto...
2. Yeah, the Ghetto behind the Netto more like...
by Old Red Eyes July 13, 2009
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netto

A shop where the hobo's go. Mothership for the chavs aswell {specially during breeding season}
NETTO'S It's scandinavian for value!
by Lauren England July 9, 2004
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Netcop

A person who tries to enforce the rules of the Internet, often used by people who are on the losing end of a flame war in an insane attempt to get rid of their opponent and allow them to claim victory. Vary rarely works and always makes the netcop look stupid. Common on usenet. Also spelled netkkkop.
ExtremeOne is such an ignorant netcop.
by Frogbutt December 5, 2004
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Netto

Shitty chain of danish shops that sell contaminated food.
He'll eat anything, even food from Netto! o.O
by k9norn November 12, 2003
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