Nessie 

Greater than the epic fail, the Nessie Fail or Epic Nessie. Commonly used within reference to Scottish Failures

You just NESSIE FAILED!

You Epic Nessie!!!

Just give up and accept failure Nessie!!

Or Do a Nessie!

Nessie by Prophets Of Norris! September 7, 2009

Nessie 

A long turd that sticks up out of the water like the Loch ness Monster.

You should have seen the dump I took today. It was so long, it was sticking up out of the water like Nessie.

Nessie by bklynsnow April 15, 2010

nessie 

The sound of flatulence as it is expelled from the anus.

Nessie has been calling ever since I ate that chilli.

nessie by moe the monkey January 5, 2009

Nessie 

nessie nessie nesquick
finessa
finesse
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nessa
ness
vaness

white van

white girl

hydroflask
finessie

nessie is the goat

Nessie by nessienessienesquick May 31, 2019

nessie 

Paddy Troy's friendly loch ness penis

a lovable keyring that was brutally massaccred by Luke Reilly and Kinney

Nessie will have revenge...IL KNIFE KINNEY AND LUKE THOSE THOSE MOTHERFUCKIN KNOCKEYS!!!

i got into cold water and nessie shrivelled up.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOO.you just broke nessie!!

You mean im gonna be a daddy?

nessie by Ladddi tReilly August 7, 2004

Nessie 

Nessie from loch Ness has long outgrown his nessting pond where he hatchedwayback and now must splash around the open oceans of the world, travelling is a pastime but mostly resides along the east coast of Australia where he is protecting his human host from undauvories, he's been spotted off Bulli in the water when summoned by offerings of slurpees from 7 eleven not Matty bees gf slurpee hell no. In the headlines recently he sunk a container ship of the eastcoast that possibly forgot to load his regular shipment of teff his favorite breakfast treat.

It's said that as an immortal serpant god and of the shapeshifting species he can take on human form sinking with the correct host a Matty But not Matty b and the whereabouts of this host is said to be in the Wollongong district where keaps keaps sighting him serpanting or de-panting hot young women with other high flying serpents from a Lake N and his minion allegedly Time after time keaps spotting them.
Nessies human form has been known to have a keen eye for one female in particular who is also described in the urban dictionary, and a true goddess herself. If your lucky enough to meet him you will experience uplifting positivity and has been described as a fun outgoing social butterfly and also as awesome+unique+special to everyone who knows him.

"Nessie is on the rocks again"

Girl#1 #Oh that Nessie is the best better than him n him put together with her"

Bloke# I wish I was Nessie
Bloke#2 same

Nessie by Someoneotherthannessie1 February 4, 2021

Nessie’s revenge 

Bad case of diarrhea while traveling through Scotland

Good thing Frazier is wearing a kilt. drinking all that buckfast is gonna give him a bad case of Nessie’s revenge , he’d likely ruin his undewaear.

Nessie’s revenge by etlucent December 24, 2017