Nerdbonics

All internet users who type using ebonics.

This new video card is off the shizzle.

by Butch October 13, 2004

Nerd Boner

A nerdy attraction to a game or comic

Yo, I have such a nerd boner for the new Monster Hunter game

by Purest Dragon December 15, 2017

nerdberg

To sit around in your lounge room communicating using only your laptops.

Look at those 3 nerdbergers over there.

by the violet vibrator February 11, 2010

nerdzone

Someone who is in the nerdzone is in a VIRTUAL friendzone as in he never actually met the person who friendzoned him/her in real life.

Did you hear about Daigora getting nerdzoned? He never even met her before she friendzoned him!

by Braintelligence January 22, 2014

Nerdmonter1324

A Faggot gamer who sucks at games and lives in his natural habitat in Saginaw Michigan . A Nerdmonter1324 can be found sucking Cock behind the local Blockbuster for V Bucks or Psn cards

Guy1: Yo did see Nerdmonter1324 behind Blockbuster.

Guy2: Yeah he must be low on V Bucks

by 3x Poon slayer February 9, 2019

Nerdmone

A nerdmone is data released by a cell, computer, or a laptop in one part of the user that affects all other aspects of life. Generally, only a small amount of nerdmone is required to alter a user’s life. In essence, it is a mechanical messenger that transports a signal from technology to a user. All technology users produce nerdmones; plant nerdmones are also called ubernerdmones. Nerdmones in animals are often transported in the graphics. Users respond to a nerdmone when they access specific technology for that nerdmone. The nerdmone binds to the user’s life, resulting in the activation of a data mechanism that ultimately leads to technology attachment.

Did you hear about the new game? My nerdmones are totally raging right now!

New app just came out, you wouldn't believe what my nerdmones are doing right now....

Nerdology includes the study of nerdmones and other nerd like things.

by The Craft August 26, 2013

nerdbong

A bong put together by a nerd.

"Check out Dave's nerdbong."

"WTH is that shit...?" (laughing)

"I know. I think he put it together from his chemistry set." (laughing)

by UCSteve November 29, 2016