nephew status

when somebody in a workplace receives favoritism from the boss as if they were the bosses nephew.

wheres Marco?
he left, don't you know he is Mario's nephew?
no he is not, they are not related one bit.
might as well be with the things he gets away with around here.
Oh so he has nephew status, nice!

by mrizack July 31, 2010

Nephew Gang

Nick’s gang members in Greenville South Carolina. A bunch of robbin, stealing, cheaten, hoeing, smooth talking mother truckers.

That nephew gang stole all our hoes.

by Nic Handler July 24, 2019

step-nephew

The greatest band that ever lived. The pioneers of the controversial new craze "super punk rock". Origins of the bands name are from the band's biggest fan who is the bass player's younger brother. There debut album is Super Punk Rock and you should definatley check them out on Facebook and iTunes.

Dude step-nephew plays a kick-ass show!

by funkmastashiz June 4, 2013

Nephewson

When you impregnate your sister in-law and fool your brother into raising him as his own.

Person 1: I took my nephewson to the museum this weekend.
Person 2: Have you told your brother yet that its not his son?
Person 1: Nope.

by Spiderbat September 22, 2011

Rx Nephew

Slitherman himself

Connor: "Yo did you hear of the new Rx Nephew song?"

Chris: "Yeah it was revolutionary"

by Chris Archie April 19, 2021

Uncle Nephew

The incestious offspring of your grandmother and your brother, or your grandfather and your sister. Being the brother of your mother, and therefore your uncle, and the son of your sister, and therefore your nephew. He is your respectable Uncle Nephew, and he is quite a debauchery of gene mixing.

Good Ol' Leonard Bobby Ferguson was sitting on the top of Mount Rushmore one day when he saw his Grandmother wearing a very revealing outfit.

See, him and his Grandmother were only about twenty years apart due to the family tradition of giving birth at the age of ten. Leonard, who I'll refer to from now on as Leo, felt the old feelings rising in him again and brought his family to a new low by commiting an act of incest with his own grandmother, which she enjoyed just as much as he did...for fuck's sake.

Anyway, eight (not nine) months later their offspring was born. Leo's brother Siegfried reluctantly called this new family member his "Uncle Nephew."

by nickreaper January 3, 2012

delete this nephew

Use this phrase when someone posts some wild shit...

Alex : (scrolling through Instagram, sees a man with makeup on...*comments* delete this nephew)

by Jessica mondum April 18, 2017