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neohedonism

Modern hedonism - neohedonism. Belief that the purpose of life is to achieve pleasure through any means necessary.
Drugs, porn, video games, tiktok, youtube etc etc.
A: Bro what's wrong with your friend he finds nothing interesting.
B: Yeah he's gotten hooked into neohedonism, he averages 5+ hours on his phone daily. How can he find talking with his friends interesting if he can see 30 different videos on his phone at any minute?
by Libertus May 9, 2023
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Neohippie

A sarcastic reference to those born in the Thatcher-Reagan era, who now consider themselves flaming liberals even though they are actually clueless about left-wing ideology.
I just saw a bunch of pot-smoking, tree-hugging, neohippies protesting in the city square against the oil companies.
by Sandy Fern April 23, 2009
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neohippy

(Pejorative) -- A person who replaces any established belief or fact with a product, belief or idea that has a quality of perceived social sophistication.

Neohippies are related to a hippie, except that their lives are centered on the purchase of expensive products and therapies of dubious value.

Most common amongst parents born between 1965 and 1975.

Usually drives a Subaru, Jetta, Bug or any bicycle.

A neohippy does not shop at Wal-Mart, but often spotted at co-ops.
In a sentence:
"That neohippy just spent $700.00 on wool diapers for her newborn."
-or-
"That neohippy found out he was allergic to wheat from his applied kinesiologist."

Example symptoms:

-Belief that your flu, cold or cervical cancer is caused by hypomobile joints in your lower back and an immediate spinal manipulation from a chiropractic physician is needed posthaste.

-Prejudice against any dairy product

-Love of anything made from soy

-Deep conviction in the belief that non-organic vegetables will kill you within 10 years if handled or eaten.

-Spending more than $4000.00 on cloth diapering

-Breast feeds children until age 5, co-sleeps with them until age 10

-Belief that animals should be loved and cared for in large fields before shot and eaten.

- Belief that small pox/rubella/chicken pox/etc. are less harmful than vaccination.

-Ability to visualize the face of the coffee bean harvester that got a fair wage from the cup of coffee that was just purchased.
by Pancreas100 September 3, 2008
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Neohippie

A person who thinks the hippies were right about everything and tries to copy there lives as much as possible.
John is a neohippie.
by Deep blue 2012 March 11, 2010
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Neohimeynoi

A word commonly used by niggers and retards to show their stupidity
Yo, Neohimeynoi!
by Neohimeynoi May 29, 2019
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NeoHexagonal

Best valorant player definitely not iron 3 and could easily destroy you with a double satchel.
NeoHexagonal is on his way with his double satchel and ult to destroy you.
by NeoHexagonal March 2, 2022
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neohin

'neohin' is a handsome and attractive gamer who has a 9 inch defeater as well as a natural affinity for picking up girls
Girl 1: OMG have you seen that neohin guy he is making me soo wet!!

Girl 2: IKR!!!
by PencilKnight November 14, 2023
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