An amazing girl who kicks butt. She enjoys her friends and is very loyal. She likes to creep on unsuspecting boys and can't seem to stop talking about her self!:) She is just too amazing to stop. Everyone that spends time with her can't get enough. She is a hottie!
She's totally a Nanette.
by sweetdownfall February 3, 2010
Get the Nanette mug.Brooklyn’s full name. Brooklyn is a kind and loyal person, and you would be lucky to be a friend of this Russian spy. But here’s a tip; steal her sunglasses. A way to bond for life.
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by STWEAM cult member July 9, 2018
Get the Brooklyn Taylor Coca-Cola Pepsi Sherlock Loki Thomas Holmes Nanette de Douglestrauff Anderson Cockroach mug.A less derogatory term female version of a ned than senga, but none the less revealing about their character.
I was driving past chippie corner and there were loads of neds and their nedette girlfriends hanging around there, the boys trying to get their Burberry caps as far back on their heads as possible without them falling off, the girls with cold sores and herpes around their mouths from all the cocks they'd sucked.
by Gavin Anderson March 29, 2005
Get the Nedette mug.A female version of a 'Ned', who are basically thugs from Scotland, normally in and around Glasgow and Edinburgh. Nedettes are amazingly stupid, skanky and ugly creatures that wear crap fluffy-hooded jackets. ripped jeans, white trainers. crap perfume that cost 50p and they are never sober, so they're easy to spot. they also wear a lot "jewellery" (<--meaning it's fake), live in council estates and live in "protection" of their all-so-lovely boyfriends (<--meaning they're rubbish boyfriends). Now as you would expect because these rats aren't educated, they are too stupid to even know how to find a job, nevermind get one, so they get money by having 26 children by the time they reach they age of 7 years old. Apart from knowing very well how to suck dick and how to collect as many STDs as possible (at least I think that's their goal, I don't know who cares), nedettes sadly aren't very skillful in ANY department, not even looking after their kids or fighting or any of that stuff, they basically suck (literally) at everything.
*social worker visits a shed that the nedette hilariously lives in*
Social worker: "I'm sorry to inform you, Miss ... err Nithead .. nice name .. but eh because you are only 3 years old, it is not legal for you to be looking after your 68 children so we're gonna have to take them away, there is nothing you can do"
Nedette: "wit da fuk min, ye canna dae aht, ah luk ufder mah waynes wi aw ah got" *and other various monkey noises that nobody understands* (needless to say she had a problem with it)
Social Worker: "........yes exactly, I'm glad you understand"
*social worker shocks the nedette with a stun gun*
Social worker: "I'm sorry to inform you, Miss ... err Nithead .. nice name .. but eh because you are only 3 years old, it is not legal for you to be looking after your 68 children so we're gonna have to take them away, there is nothing you can do"
Nedette: "wit da fuk min, ye canna dae aht, ah luk ufder mah waynes wi aw ah got" *and other various monkey noises that nobody understands* (needless to say she had a problem with it)
Social Worker: "........yes exactly, I'm glad you understand"
*social worker shocks the nedette with a stun gun*
by brothelboy March 8, 2010
Get the Nedette mug.Nanette means a person who is kind, sweet, loyal, reliable and a very good friend. BUT, if you cross or betray her, she will never forget and may also never forgive. She is no doormat.
by anonymous November 24, 2021
Get the Nanette mug.A middle aged uneducated white trash woman who likely has too many kids she can’t afford. Has nothing to offer, and as a result is likely remarried to the first fat drunken loser she saw who is the male her. Family or community is important to her because she is always asking for favors and mooching off everyone. Like her name, she is extremely fake and tries to fool everyone new she meets. Spends her days unemployed, pretending to be a successful small business owner (common in rural areas), and getting drunk at bars with money she doesn’t have. Gives off the false image of a perfect family when her husband treats her kids (the ones that talk to her) and herself like garbage. Avoid any woman named Nanette for the safety of your sanity and wallet.
A middle aged uneducated white trash woman who likely has too many kids she can’t afford. Has nothing to offer, and as a result is likely remarried to some fat drunken loser who is the male her. Family or community is important to her because she is always asking for favors and mooching off everyone. Like her name, she is extremely fake and tries to fool everyone new she meets. Spends her days unemployed, pretending to be a successful small business owner (common in rural areas), and getting drunk at bars with money she doesn’t have. Gives off the false image of a perfect family when her husband treats her kids (the ones that talk to her) and herself like garbage. Avoid any woman named Nanette for the safety of your sanity and wallet.
“You should come to my lake house, we can go to the lake in my new 90s boat and drive around in my new luxury car!”
“You work at a deli and your husband is unemployed, how can you afford all this?”
“Don’t worry about it, I just pulled a Nanette and asked my son to loan me some cash. Told him we were starving.”
“Drinks Friday night?”
“Can’t, I have a date. Her name is Nanette. At this point I’ll take what I can get.”
“You should come to my lake house, we can go to the lake in my new 90s boat and drive around in my new luxury car!”
“You work at a deli and your husband is unemployed, how can you afford all this?”
“Don’t worry about it, I just pulled a Nanette and asked my son to loan me some cash. Told him we were starving.”
“Drinks Friday night?”
“Can’t, I have a date. Her name is Nanette. At this point I’ll take what I can get.”
by Biz bestie October 31, 2023
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