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Newton Abbot

A tiny little town in south devon where everyone knows and has probably slept with everyone by the age of 15 which is made up of...
1. ASDA
2. Charity shops
3. Old people
4. Chavs
5. Skaters
6. Pubs
and..... that's about it
Lets go to Newton Abbot today......

What will we do?
Lets go to Asda?
Yaaaaaay!
by S.17 December 2, 2011
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ham newton

Mike Guzzi shouldn’t of smoked so much last night. He was really going ham Newton!
by Auto February 23, 2019
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nelson muntz

An overweight, vest-clad 4th grader who enjoys to laugh at other's misfourtunes.
I hear Nelson Muntz just laughed at you after you fell down.
by Eric Hartman July 12, 2003
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Papa Nelson

A fat person usually a grandpapa to Bryan Nelson. Usually eats chili and beans. LOVES John Deere. Drives Tractors.
Papa Nelson: Bryan, get the tractor

Bryan Nelson: Hold on Papa Nelson i'll get the tractor running

Papa Nelson: bryan, ask Nana if she made chili or beans

Nana: oh yes bryan, i did

Bryan Nelson: oh u like cock in your mouth?
by Nana Nelson February 1, 2009
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mr.nelson

A teacher who is bald with a casual real name.Mr.Nelson is a funny teacher but laughs at the wrong kind of jokes.Mr.Nelson will always be that cool and weird history or well any teacher you'll have.Mr.Nelson thinks he's cool when he really isn't. Since he's bald he gets called names that aren't funny by kids and tries to think of funny joke burns.
Mr. Nelson thinks he's the best.
Girl student:"Mr.Nelson always thinks he's all that!"

Other Girl Student:"That's Mr.Nelson for you!"
by -A in Mr.Nelsons class December 8, 2016
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Rusty Nelson

The act of shitting on somebodys head and giving them a noogie
I met this girl last night and she begged me to give her a rusty nelson
by Herropeopls March 17, 2020
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Nick Nelson

if someone calls you their nick nelson that means you're their partner, a good one at that

(character from heartstopper)
Person: Do you wanna be my Nick Nelson
Other Person: Yes!!!
by Eoeosoeo May 14, 2022
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