Neature

Is a combination of the words neat and nature. Best used to describe how neat nature is.

Going for a neature walk is one of the neatest things to do.

Here's a neature nugget: Early settlers thought pine cones were actually tree poop. If they stepped on it they would say, "oh no, I got tree poop on my toostie!" That fact was proven wrong in 1940 by Doctor Samuel Beckington. How neat is that?

by zoobird June 21, 2021

negative creep

An underrated song by Nirvana found on their first album, "Bleach".

"Daddy's little girl ain't a girl no more..."

by Miles Ellis February 24, 2005

negative skillz

A response to when a person commits a misdeed by mishap, poor judgment, or deception.

guy 1: "He got his girlfriend pregnant."
guy 2: "What happened? Did the condom break?"
guy 1: "No, he didn't wear one."
guy 2: "Negative skillz!"

friend 1: "I can't believe he flaked out on us again!"
friend 2: "Negative skillz!"

by notkasuo June 18, 2008

Negative Camber

JDM Hellaflush wheel alignment, makes your car look like a hovercraft and handle like complete shit.

"Yo bro peep my hellaflush stance on the civic"
"You fucking idiot, thats too much negative camber"

by the gster09 July 30, 2013

hard negative

“Hard negative”: When someone responds to a statement, situation, or question with a hurtful or strongly negative comment.

Tim, telling me I won’t win a game this season, is “hard negative” man.

by Adam8909x September 2, 2021

crapping you negative

Meaning "I'm not kidding." An equivalent of "I shit you not."

Said by the character Glen (played by actor Sam McMurray) in the Coen Brothers' movie "Raising Arizon"

Person 1: Did you hear that Brad and Jen broke up?
Person 2: No way!
Person 1: I'm crapping you negative.

by FelixPen June 1, 2006

Negative fucks

When you have less than zero fucks to give. You literally have depleted all your rollover fucks and used up a certain amount of future fucks as well. The amount you care about something is approaching negative infinity.

A customer walks into a retail establishment with a bitchy complaint. Miko says to her dumb hoe employee, "Kelly you take care of her I give negative fucks, my fucks are used up all the way to next week."

by babyuf123 April 28, 2014