Necronomicunt

A woman who constantly links every day occurrences with paranormal/occult phenomenons.

"I couldn't sleep last night."
"We're in October; the spirits of the fall are very active at night during this time of year."
"You're a necronomicunt."

by Al teh Hellspawn January 28, 2014

Niggonomics

The ways and means in which niggers attain money. This usually consists of robbery, and cheating government social programs such as welfare and unemployment.

My neighbor pays his rent by way of niggonomics.

by dumper bumper March 15, 2011

necronomicon

A volume of arcane and occult knowledge featured in the horror stories of H P Lovecraft. Though he made reference to some genuine texts, the "unmentionable Necronomicon of the mad Arab Abdul Alhazred" was entirely his invention. Throughout the Fifties and Sixties his books gained such a following among college students that numerous hoax versions were produced, drawing heavily on his own Cthulhu fiction and the writings of Aleister Crowley.

"You've got a Necronomicon? Woo, I'm impressed. *opens it* You'll notice that turning this diagram upside-down actually displays the Arabic for PROFESSOR CARLING BLOWS GOATS."

by shoggoth August 10, 2003

Negrotomist

n. BHSc

Professional person, qualified in performing a negrotomy.

Negrotomists are responsible for maintaining a regular and fluid application of negrolysis.

Negrotomists are referred on for a negrotomy by a negrologist.

"The negrotomist will give you an initial application of 2-5-6 Delta-Hydride Moxytrophaline Helix then proceed with the electrical genotypical administration."

"I qualified from A.U.T. as a negrotomist in 1997"

by Refreshment Boxx April 3, 2010

Negronics

The dialect of African-American (Negroes), closely related to ebonics.

(White male)Robert F. Williams III: Hello there, I'm sorry to interupt you, but do you know where I can find the nearest gas station?
(Black male)Lysol to Jamal: Lemme take carrr of this mohafuking shiz
(Black male)Lysol: Whata FUCK you want stupidass crackalacka?
(White male)Robert F. Williams III: I'm very sorry for disturbing you sir, I will politely, and quietly dismiss myself now.
(Black male)Jamal: Yo Lysol Ima pop a cap in this bitches mohafuking crackalack'n ass.

by CMBNIGGA April 29, 2004

necronomicon

A possibly lost book containing occult knowledge and wisdom. It was most prominently featured in the works of Lovecraft, and he later claimed that the book was his own invention. However, further investagations show references to the work "necronomicon" much older than Lovecraft so even if he did completely invent all the information in his "unspeakable necronomicon" it is still likely there was some old occult text of the same name that was just wiped from history as part of the cycle of book burnings and european wars.

A work called the "Necronomicon" may have existed, even if it wasn't anything like the book featured in Lovecraft's works.

by amdotaku January 30, 2005

Necronomicon

Thought to be a fictional book referenced in H.P. Lovecraft stories. There have been others who say that there is an actual book that was used by people of the Occult to summon zombies and who knows what else.
There is an actual Necronomicon, but it goes by another name.
The actual Necronomicon is a book by the author Stephenie Meyer, called, 'Breaking Dawn'.

This book is so incredibly evil, that those who read it end up emotionally, and even sometimes physically scarred. Some people have even died from its affect.

Person 1: Dude, you hear about that girl, Melissa? She apparently read 'Breaking Dawn' and now she's in lockdown at the local hospital.

Person 2: Who knew that the Necronomicon would turn out to be an actual book?

by fdsfsgfdg May 20, 2009