Negligentic

A belief system that supports the act of going out of your way to not know things, to be negligent is sometimes a way to keep ones confidence, mental stability, or even schedule, in tact, purposeful ignorance.

Winston: Don't you want to know what's going on?

Schamous: Sure but if I remain NEGLIGENTIC, I'm not dumping my time and energy into something that might be out of anyone's control and prolonging any self induced suffering.

by Tracenator June 20, 2023

Negligence

Little black polite people. (niglet gents)

I love this restaurant, the negligence really made my day.

by zayzayyy December 5, 2023

Negligence

When your friend accuses you of losing a game of Halo with no evidence whatsoever.

Person A: Hey man, did you hear about the negligence accusations? Turns out he had no evidence.
Person B: Yeah, he really needs to look up what the word means before he accuses people like that.

by halospireistheonlymap December 30, 2023

Criminal negligence

Clothing that criminals wear to bed

Spongebob: mr krabs what's criminal negligence?

Mr krabs: (gasps) it's what criminals wear to bed, don't worry about that !

by Mimijojo March 24, 2021

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What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Partitions Onto Rear-view Negligence (Pornography): The First Juvenile Release..

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 29, 2025