Alabama negligee

In rural Alabama women often wear a sheep costume to lure men into bed.

Mary Sue you got your Alabama negligee on back in the back of the trailer?

by I, Wreckerrr July 14, 2018

criminally negligent humor

Slipped into conversation like a stiletto between the ribs, an unintended yet nearly lethal joke.

She looked innocent, her blue eyes wide, and he never saw it coming, another taste of her criminally negligent humor. Sliding from the bed and falling to the floor, he begged, "Don't make me laugh! Please!" It was too late.

by Monkey's Dad March 26, 2023

nigligence

a racial slur of sorts, typically referring to a black person being negligent.

"Lamar lives in the Ghetto. Lamar is black. Lamar left the car in neutral, and it rolled down the hill, killing two people, injuring seven, and taking out a fire hydrant. Lamar is showing nigligence."

by Shawnxxxxxxxxnxxxxx November 3, 2007

negligee

A negligee is a form of lingerie that looks like a short sundress. it covers everywhere from the breast to the mid thigh. usually made of a soft fabric. and usually made to be sexy nightwear.

She wore the sexist negligee to bed with with me.

by Brian C. Butler December 28, 2005

nigligence

When a black man has sex but doesn't wear a condom (pretty much all the time). This leads to accidental pregnancy.

Tyrone: I tapped Latoya 'bout a month ago & now the bit's sayin' she's pregnant.
DeAndre: Did you wear a glove?
Tyrone: Hell no! The glove don't fit!
DeAndre: That's some mad nigligence, yo.

by em=me June 24, 2011

niggligence

a black mans ability to neglect to do something.

I cant belive trey cold have so much niggligence.

by other guy sitting behind you November 30, 2011

negligent discharge

1.) The accidental firing of a weapon. It usually occurs when firearms are given to idiots, small children, the mentally retarded, or Marines. Can result in bleeding wounds, severe maiming, and death.

2.) See "premature ejaculation". (Also prevalent in the Marine Corps)

When the DI handed Private Jimmy his M16, Jimmy dropped it and it went off. Jimmy just had a negligent discharge.

After Jimmy negligently discharged into his DI's asshole, he was discharged from the Corps.

by Vasily Andropov December 12, 2013