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needs more jiggawatts

A phrase from the film Back to the Future. It was used in the movie by the Doc to voice concern that something needs to be more powerful.

Today, we use the same phrase to explain that things need to be more powerful or better.
Jon: Dude, my MP3 player can't hold anymore songs. It's only 256MB.

Mike: Needs more jiggawatts.

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Sam: This computer is too slow.

Judy: Needs more jiggawatts.

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Mary: I bought a used Geo Metro. Needs more jiggawatts.

Beth: Hells yea.

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Sam: How do you like these wings? I made them extra spicy.

Tony: Needs more jiggawatts!
by malcolmdog January 4, 2006
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Needs more dragons

A sarcastic way of saying you don't believe the story you're being told. You're basically "helping them" to make the story more creative, while at the same telling them you know it is a story and not actually true.
Person: "So I met Prince Harry and got his number but then I lost it."
Me: "Cool story, needs more dragons."
by MrCarlSir May 17, 2014
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needs a date with a razor

A guy who looks like he needs a shave!
Did you see that good looking guy over there? Yeah, but he sure needs a date with a razor!
by Gamecocklady May 6, 2014
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Needs Snakes

If it doesn't have snakes, it needs them. Period.

Most effectively exclaimed during a movie at a packed theatre.

A direct reference to the greatest movie of all time, Snakes on a Plane with Samuel L. Jackson, the meanest and coolest motherfucker in the world.
While watching a movie like Titanic, Gigli, 8 mile, etc:

Viewer 1: This movie is fucking terrible...
Viewer 2: NEEDS SNAKES!!!
by Super Mario Brother September 1, 2006
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needs a beating

v. Phrase; to express the desire to bludgeon a person or thing due to its annoying or undesirable nature
Bob-Dude, my brother shit in my oatmeal this morning.
Bill-WTF man? He needs a beating

or

Glenn Beck just needs a beating
by Jyizzle024 March 12, 2010
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Needs moar pooper

1. The universal need around the world for more pooper.

2. When a porno needs more anal shots or general pooper

3. When a woman needs to allow for more anal sex and/or anal play.
Hey mike, how did you like the porno?

It Needs moar pooper!
by Mister pooper August 6, 2009
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needs more leafspring

originated at the focaljet by MxRacerCam. in reference to the BBC car show Top Gear and it's disdain for the C6 model chevrolet corvette's leaf-spring suspension, despite the fact that the C6 is one of the best handling cars they have ever tested.

now used in reference to any situation (and most often a thread in a forum) that is weak or without merit.
"this thread needs more leafspring"

"steeda's mom needs more leafspring"
by dave May 7, 2005
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