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necked up

The fine art of getting totally red necked out, by the way way of demeaner, manners and overall disregard for general social acts.
Terry-"The Coca Cola 600 is this weekend and we've got tickets"
Chuck-"Time to get necked up boy!!"
by slop slinger May 26, 2008
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Goose Necked

When a women performs oral sex while the male encounter hold her neck as you would in a headlock. Moving the head of the female encounter up and down rapidly.
Alexa was goose necked this weekend by Spoony who is very grimy.
by Goose Neck Whatcher June 2, 2009
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A Stiff-Necked-People

A Stiff-Necked-People = Adjective for the Human condition during Coronavirus Pandemic.

1. Previously an adjective assigned by God to the Hebrews in the book of Exodus, meaning stubborn, as they held to old ways, and made the golden calf.

2. Has ironic new meaning, as Jews and Gentiles alike embraced new ways to worship: meaning "persevering," as they held excruciatingly long seders, or Easter services etc., seated awkwardly staring at poorly positioned computer sceens, and/or spent hours looking down at cell phones, during social distancing quarantine--often finding themselves in physical pain from doing so
Inclined at 15 degrees, the weight of the human head exerts a force of 27 lbs. on the cervical vertebrae and scapular musculature, and at 60 degrees, gravity adds 33 more lbs. So, during covid 19 social distancing the condition called "A Stiff-Necked-People" has run rampant, & "inflamed" the masses--everybody is getting stiff necks, sore shoulders, or has slept weird hours, & awoken with cramped muscles, crashed on their couches.
by z'mirote April 16, 2020
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A Stiff-Necked-People

A Stiff-Necked-People = Adjective for the Human condition during Coronavirus Pandemic.

1. Previously an adjective assigned by God to the Hebrews in the book of Exodus, meaning stubborn, as they held to old ways, and made the golden calf.

2. Has ironic new meaning, as Jews and Gentiles alike embraced new ways to worship: meaning "persevering," as they held excruciatingly long seders, or Easter services etc., seated awkwardly staring at poorly positioned computer sceens, and/or spent hours looking down at cell phones, during social distancing quarantine--often finding themselves in physical pain from doing so
Inclined at 15 degrees, the weight of the human head exerts a force of 27 lbs. on the cervical vertebrae and scapular musculature, and at 60 degrees, gravity adds 33 more lbs. So, during covid 19 social distancing the condition called "A Stiff-Necked-People" has run rampant, & "inflamed" the masses--everybody is getting stiff necks, sore shoulders, or has slept weird hours, & awoken with cramped muscles, crashed on their couches.
by z'mirote April 16, 2020
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necked

Victor held out his hand and took the pill from Gavin, which he quickly necked.
by Existential Ghost November 6, 2009
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Necked

1. skulling or downing a beer or other alcoholic drink in one arm movement

2. a drunken state caused from necking too many beers
1. mate did just u see Quinn Doggs with that pint of beer?
he just necked it!

2. look at Wilkie he is necked!
by Morrissey April 3, 2006
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red neckedness

When the generally ignorant, gun toting, beer drinking, tobacco chewing, spit swearing, tattoo wearing, etc. aka red neck declothe and nakedness runs rampant. It is usually accompanied by consumption of large quantities of alcohol (usually no-name budget beer) and blinding white bare asses or at least blinding white butt cleavage.
I went to a water park in Whitetrashville and was blinded by all the red neckedness.

After having too much to drink, the trailer park was over run with red neckedness.
by antidentite2000 April 17, 2011
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